Summary

  • Battle of the Five-A-Sides was 57 hours of non-stop football for Sport Relief.

  • Alan Shearer's team beat Robbie Savage's team by 547 goals to 529.

  • At the final whistle on Saturday 5 March, £370,592 had been raised.

  • Relive all the updates below and watch the best goals and goofs.

  1. As the light fades...published at 17:20 GMT 4 March 2016

    ...the spirit certainly doesn't. There's still smiles all around (or is that a grimace from Shearer?) The snow and rain have moved on, the floodlights cast their shadows - Alan Shearer's team are back up to a forty goal lead 353-313. 

  2. "I'm back from my grumpy spell"published at 17:12 GMT 4 March 2016

    Thanks Caroline. I'm certainly feeling a lot perkier than this man...

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  3. Separated at birth?published at 17:06 GMT 4 March 2016

    Alan Shearer with BBC Sport's Live Multiplatform Producer Chris Visser...

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  4. Hello and goodbyepublished at 17:05 GMT 4 March 2016

    My 10-hour endurance test has come to an end. 

    I've brought in the man from the commentary box to take you through the rest of the day.

    Here's Mike Minay!

  5. 3,2,1...published at 17:04 GMT 4 March 2016

    Annnnnd here we go again. Alan Shearer starts game 62. 

    Time for Savage's side to step up me thinks - they're losing 349-308 on aggregate.

  6. 5-a-side formationspublished at 17:02 GMT 4 March 2016

    5-a-side formations

    Should Shearer and Savage adopt the 1-2-1 (the 'diamond'), the 2-0-2 (the 'square'), or the 2-1-1 (the, er, 'pyramid')?

    As Team Savage are currently on 308 goals to Team Shearer's 349, maybe their players would benefit from a quick read through the iWonder guide How could I be a better five-a-side player?

  7. Get involvedpublished at 17:00 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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  8. Team Shearer wins againpublished at 16:59 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 349-308 Savage 5s

    Alan Shearer's side claim that rather entertaining match, winning 7-4. 

    And yes, Shearer is STILL going - nine hours and counting! And he's winning on aggregate as well, by a healthy margin.

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  9. Get involvedpublished at 16:55 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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  10. Easy does itpublished at 16:50 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 347-306 Savage 5s

    A deft chip from Team Shearer's number eight and they take a 5-2 lead.

    It was a bit cool, that. The player stopped, took a breath, and lobbed the keeper. He'll be watching that back later on.

    A colleague is trying to tell me it's a replica of Karel Poborsky's at Euro 96, but I'm not having that.

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  11. Too much?published at 16:46 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 346-305 Savage 5s

    Yes. They're grown men.

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  12. Get involvedpublished at 16:44 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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  13. Replay: Keeper scorespublished at 16:43 GMT 4 March 2016

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  14. Gone fishingpublished at 16:42 GMT 4 March 2016

    Oh heck...

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  15. Behind the micpublished at 16:40 GMT 4 March 2016

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  16. He's a keeperpublished at 16:40 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 345-304 Savage 5s

    After a shaky start (a massive understatement), the keeper on Team Savage's side - BBC Radio 5 live controller Jonathan Wall - makes a nice save with his feet and tries to gee up the crowd with his antics.

    It's 3-0 to Team Shearer.

    If you're in the Salford area, make sure you come down to BBC HQ and cheer on the players. It's on all through the night. 

    Let's be 'avin you!   

  17. Get involvedpublished at 16:35 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

    We have a split on Twitter...

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  18. How not to impress the bosspublished at 16:33 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 344-304 Savage 5s

    Dan on the red team has just put an own goal past his manager.

    Good luck in your next appraisal, Dan.

    It's 2-0 to Shearer's mob.

  19. Get involvedpublished at 16:31 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

    Spotted!

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  20. Get involvedpublished at 16:31 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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