Summary

  • Battle of the Five-A-Sides was 57 hours of non-stop football for Sport Relief.

  • Alan Shearer's team beat Robbie Savage's team by 547 goals to 529.

  • At the final whistle on Saturday 5 March, £370,592 had been raised.

  • Relive all the updates below and watch the best goals and goofs.

  1. Re-turf timepublished at 15:33 GMT 4 March 2016

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    The snow has disappeared but it's left the five-a-side pitch in a bit of a state.

    Fear not - we have a man on hand to patch it over.

    I hope he's sticking around - we've got another 26 hours to go.

  2. Savage on 606 tomorrowpublished at 15:32

    The final whistle blows at 6.14pm tomorrow evening, eight minutes into 606 on Radio 5 live. You'll be able to tune in at the top of this page and listen to Robbie's analysis of the Battle of the Five-A-Sides - if he can make it up the stairs to the 5 live studio!

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  3. Savage edging itpublished at 15:31 GMT 4 March 2016

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    I tell you what, Team Savage are doing a pretty good job at the moment. 

    Comedy duo Angus Deayton and Hugh Dennis, along with composer Phil Pope, are putting together some nice passing moves, but they only lead 2-1 at half-time.

  4. Get involvedpublished at 15:26 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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  5. Replay: Bishop bashpublished at 15:25

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  6. Limbering uppublished at 15:24

    Alan Shearer has six hours left to play before he hands over to Union J hearthrob Josh Cuthbert, who gets the Friday night shift. 

    Who's coming down?

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  7. He's still going...published at 15:23 GMT 4 March 2016

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    Alan Shearer has been on the five-a-side field for SIX hours and he's still banging in the goals! What a trooper.

    His side are drawing 1-1 in the current game and have a hefty 43-goal lead on aggregate. 

  8. Riley takes the batonpublished at 15:21 GMT 4 March 2016

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    Rachel Riley - the lovely presenter of Countdown - will be following in the footsteps of Alan Shearer, Robbie Savage, Danny Jones and Josh Cuthbert by taking on 12 hours of five-a-side on Saturday.

    She's on the final leg, so make sure you come down and support her! 

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  9. Stand up if you love the five-a-sidepublished at 15:16 GMT 4 March 2016

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    It's comedy central down on the pitch.

    We had Mark Watson and John Bishop, and now we've got Angus Deayton and Hugh Dennis!

    There's 26 hours to play and we're starting game 62. Off we go again.

  10. "Savage... Shearer... goal!"published at 15:15 GMT 4 March 2016

    Radio 5 live's Lindsey Partridge, sorry, Chapman provides some unofficial in-depth commentary from the the sidelines. Get her in the comm box!

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    BBC Radio 5 live's Lindsey Chapman provides impromptu commentary at the Sport Relief Battle of the Five-A-Sides in Salford

  11. Captain's nodpublished at 15:09 GMT 4 March 2016

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    Come on, Team Savage. You've got some catching up to do on aggregate.

    They're ahead in this game, leading 8-6 as it stands. Keep it up!

  12. In recoverypublished at 15:06 GMT 4 March 2016

    Our overnight leader is back in the land of the living.

    Rest up well, Danny Jones!

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    We didn't need this image, though...

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  13. Close but yet so farpublished at 15:04 GMT 4 March 2016

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  14. Get involvedpublished at 15:00 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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    How cool must it be to play with your hero? Very cool, I reckon.

  15. Dodgy keeperpublished at 14:59 GMT 4 March 2016

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    What's better than a keeper doing kicking air and the ball trickling between his legs? 

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 

    Oh, no. Hang on. The same keeper has just conceded straight from the kick-off! That's even better!

    It's Shearer 4-5 Savage. Howlers aplenty. 

  16. Sporting anthem of yorepublished at 14:54 GMT 4 March 2016

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    What a photo. What a theme tune. Composed by Keith Mansfield and first aired on 11 October 1975. That'll be today's earworm, then.

  17. Vintage footballerspublished at 14:53 GMT 4 March 2016

    These sprightly looking fellas have turned up to show 'em how it's done.

    Welcome along, Hugh Dennis and Angus Deayton!

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  18. Dublin sees redpublished at 14:52 GMT 4 March 2016

    Dion Dublin has followed Fat Man Scoop into the red card club.

    Not a sentence I ever thought I would type.

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  19. Shearer out in frontpublished at 14:49 GMT 4 March 2016

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    Couple of BBC Sport teams out on field now, and John Bishop's stuck around as well.

    Shearer's side are winning 3-1 and the aggregate score is massively in his favour too.

    Alan's legs are looking tired, mind. 

  20. Impact subspublished at 14:46 GMT 4 March 2016

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    What are these tactics here? Keeper on her bum, defender in the goal, marker casually strolling along? Dear oh dear.

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