Shearer v Savage: Battle of the Five-A-Sides

Summary

Battle of the Five-A-Sides was 57 hours of non-stop football for Sport Relief.
Alan Shearer's team beat Robbie Savage's team by 547 goals to 529.
At the final whistle on Saturday 5 March, £370,592 had been raised.
Relive all the updates below and watch the best goals and goofs.

Live Reporting

Jonathan Jurejko, Caroline Chapman, Mike Minay, Henry Ditchfield & Ruth Levis

Match mashup?published at 14:24 GMT 5 March 2016
Perhaps this is a new innovation in football broadcasting, being pioneered by the audience...
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Scott Quigg: "The home stretch will be the easiest"published at 14:20 GMT 5 March 2016
Fortunately surgery on his jaw after losing to Carl Frampton last weekend didn't stop boxer Scott Quigg co-commentating in the gantry this afternoon. Here he talks to us about finding a "second wind"...
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Come on Team Savage!published at 14:01 GMT 5 March 2016
Team Savage win another game to bring the difference to 42 goals on aggregate. Right now, a series of Disability 5s from Manchester City and Liverpool are taking centre stage.
Cracking shotpublished at 13:50 GMT 5 March 2016
We have been alerted to some rather disturbing footage from around 2am this morning. This goalkeeper is suffering from what's known scientifically as a builder's bottom. To add injury to insult, a Boca Seniors striker slips the ball straight through the crack between his legs into the back of the net. The squeamish amongst you may wish to look away now...
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Low moment
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Oops! Through the crack
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Cheeky finish
Donate to Sport Reliefpublished at 13:45 GMT 5 March 2016
We've just hit the 4.5-hours-to-go mark, so there's still plenty of time to donate if you haven't done so already. Here's how to do it, external
£25 could enable a disadvantaged child in Bangladesh to take part in sports activities for a year, improving their health, wellbeing and confidence.
£50 could pay for a disadvantaged young person in the UK to go on a sports coaching course giving them the skills they need to find work.
£70 could train a volunteer to run football and HIV awareness sessions for young people in a South African township.
Any amount, however small, will help make a difference.
This video explains where your money goes...
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Keep going Rachel!published at 13:31 GMT 5 March 2016
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Turn on, tune in, keep watchingpublished at 13:28 GMT 5 March 2016
There are just under five hours to go and you can follow every moment of the action on your mobile, tablet, desktop, TV... or if you're nearby why not come down and see it live?
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Wherever you're watching it, you can be guaranteed lots of goals. Phil Taylor has done the maths...
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1000 goalspublished at 13:22 GMT 5 March 2016
Breaking
Shearer 5s 522 Savage 5s 478
Team Savage has scored the 1000th goal of The Battle of the Five-A-Sides. They got the first too. Although they've won the the battle, they're not winning The Battle. Shearer still leads by 44. It was 60 odd at 8am this morning though - the comeback is definitely on.
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What a performancepublished at 13:14 GMT 5 March 2016
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We rather like this idea for a new sporting award category in the British Soap Awards.
However, having a glance through the current categories maybe there'll be some new nominations for existing awards based on today's performances...
Best Dramatic Performance
Best Onscreen Partnership
Outstanding Achievement
And our favourite, Villain Of The Year
Let us know who you think should be put forward...
Who needs Spurs v Arsenal?published at 13:11 GMT 5 March 2016
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McUnion?published at 13:07 GMT 5 March 2016
Union J are a man down, maybe Josh can poach McFly's Danny. The two singers are comparing aching limbs on twitter...
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What happened next?published at 13:03 GMT 5 March 2016
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Shame happened next.
It's all for a good cause...published at 12:56 GMT 5 March 2016
You can show your support by donating to Sport Relief here, external
£25 could enable a disadvantaged child in Bangladesh to take part in sports activities for a year, improving their health, wellbeing and confidence.
£50 could pay for a disadvantaged young person in the UK to go on a sports coaching course giving them the skills they need to find work.
£70 could train a volunteer to run football and HIV awareness sessions for young people in a South African township.
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This video explains where your money goes...
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"Unlucky son"published at 12:49 GMT 5 March 2016
Alan Shearer is talking to Dan Walker on Football Focus about wiping out an opponent who nutmegged him yesterday...
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I didn't mind that he nutmegged me, it was the tap on the shoulder to say "unlucky son" that riled me
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Alan Shearer gives a hard tackle to a player who had just nutmegged him.
Riley & Shearer on Focus nowpublished at 12:47 GMT 5 March 2016
Tune in to Football Focus using the Live Coverage tab above, where Dan Walker, Lawro, Rachel Riley and Kevin Kilbane are talking pitchside in Salford.
Is the comeback on?published at 12:45 GMT 5 March 2016
Shearer 5s 514 Savage 5s 463
Little by little, Team Savage is clawing back. Just 51 in it now.
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Stay on your feet!published at 12:37 GMT 5 March 2016
It's currently a six-a-side match, which is perhaps why Danny Mills thinks he can have a little lie down?
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In it for the long haulpublished at 12:31 GMT 5 March 2016
Rachel's not the only one putting in a 12 hour shift though...
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Impressive.
Strife of Rileypublished at 12:26 GMT 5 March 2016
Rachel is halfway through her 12 hour work-out and she's beginning to feel the strain...
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Referee!published at 12:25 GMT 5 March 2016
Team Shearer currently has 6 players on the pitch and the man in black has yet to notice. Naughty.