Shearer v Savage: Battle of the Five-A-Sides

Summary

Battle of the Five-A-Sides was 57 hours of non-stop football for Sport Relief.
Alan Shearer's team beat Robbie Savage's team by 547 goals to 529.
At the final whistle on Saturday 5 March, £370,592 had been raised.
Relive all the updates below and watch the best goals and goofs.

Live Reporting

Jonathan Jurejko, Caroline Chapman, Mike Minay, Henry Ditchfield & Ruth Levis

He can't score from there?!published at 13:58 GMT 3 March 2016
Oh yes he can....
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GOAL!published at 13:56 GMT 3 March 2016
Shearer 5s 44-43 Savage 5s
Whoooosh! Here's a contender for goal of the weekend. One of Shearer's team-mates hammers a thunderbolt from the halfway line that flies past Savage's keeper. In fact I think she ducked out of the way.
And that strike is doubly special, putting Shearer's team back ahead for the first time since mid-morning.
The new Neville brothers?published at 13:52 GMT 3 March 2016
The Weasleys are in the house...
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(Not so) safe handspublished at 13:49 GMT 3 March 2016
Not only does Union J's Josh Cuthbert has a decent voice, he also has decent feet.
Sport Relief star Josh used to be a footballer apparently, although his Wikipedia page doesn't tell us to what level.
Actually, I should say Josh has decent hands because he used to be a goalkeeper.
However, his hands weren't hat safe - he had to quit after damaging his thumb in a shooting accident. This is all Wiki talk mind...
"Get down to Salford Quays & support"published at 13:46 GMT 3 March 2016
MOTD commentator Guy Mowbray was playing and commentating this morning...
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Josh can't waitpublished at 13:43 GMT 3 March 2016
Josh Cuthbert from boy band Union J starts his 12 hour endurance shift at 8pm tomorrow...
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Broken bodiespublished at 13:41 GMT 3 March 2016
Robbie and Alan are fraying round the edges...
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Cheer up Alan!
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Robbie gets a massage
Sav's leaky defencepublished at 13:37 GMT 3 March 2016
Shearer 5s 36-39 Savage 5s
Hang on! Shearer's team have raced into a 5-0 lead. Savage looks like he's borrowed Newcastle's defence for this one.
On the pitch nowpublished at 13:34 GMT 3 March 2016
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Anyone fancy doing the player ratings then?
Next up: the Journalistspublished at 13:33
Get back to work!
For the next 30 minutes, national and local journalists are taking over the five-a-side pitch...
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Get involvedpublished at 13:31 GMT 3 March 2016
#5liveaside
Addicted to five-a-side...
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Full-time (again)published at 13:28
Shearer 5s 31-39 Savage 5s
Peep peep peeeep! The latest of our 30-minute matches grinds to a halt. Shearer's side edge past Savage's lot in the match between two teams from Preston North End's Community Walking Football Scheme.
The fightback begins!
In the (5-a-side) Unionpublished at 13:24
Those of you who own a Union J download/CD/cassette/MiniDisc will know who Josh Cuthbert is. Those who don't, and didn't know who he is, do know now - he's a member of the British boyband.
He's also playing in a marathon 12-hour Sport Relief 5-a-side stint tomorrow.
Sign up to playpublished at 13:18 GMT 3 March 2016
Wishing you had put your hand up to take part in this footballing fun? Live within travelling distance of Salford Quays? It's not too late you know.
Head over to this page, fill in the form - or email 5aside@bbc.co.uk - and then make sure you've got some decent footwear.
Latest scorepublished at 13:14 GMT 3 March 2016
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Sign up for the Sport Relief Gamespublished at 13:11 GMT 3 March 2016
18-20 March 2016
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Run Savage run!published at 13:09 GMT 3 March 2016
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Win at all costs?published at 13:08 GMT 3 March 2016
Shearer 5s 31-38 Savage 5s
Someone's had a word with Shearer - he's now trundling across to the ball like an Olympic walker. Savage still isn't listening. He's running around in typical fashion. Against pensioners. Some people will do anything to win!
All square, 2-2, at the moment. Great contest!
Shearer feeling the pacepublished at 13:04 GMT 3 March 2016
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Shearer looks like he has aged about five years in the past four hours.... Keep going Al!
Setting the pacepublished at 13:01
Finally we have a set of players nearer to Shearer and Savage's age bracket. The average age has increased by a few years as some older players from Preston North End Community, who usually play walking football, join the two ex-Premier League stars.
Seems to be a much faster pace than that to me. In fact it is probably quicker than most of the previous games...