Not sure Chelsea's new striker Michy Batshuayi is too happy about his new Fifa rating...

One of the biggest stars in women's football has talked about her former addiction to alcohol and prescribed drugs.

Abby Wambach, who scored a world record 184 goals for the US team, said her arrest in April for driving under the influence was a wake-up call.

"I was stubborn and I was in denial," she told the Associated Press.

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"Luis Suarez is one of the most beautiful men you can come across."

Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers swoons over the Barcelona striker, who flourished under the Northern Irishman at Liverpool, ahead of tonight's Champions League tie between their new clubs at the Nou Camp.

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Playing, coaching, managing at home and abroad... former England boss Steve McClaren has enjoyed a varied footballing career.

Now he has gone back to the classroom in order to move into the boardroom.

The 55-year-old Yorkshireman, who was sacked by Newcastle in March, has recently enrolled at Manchester Metropolitan University to gain a Masters degree in Sporting Directorship.

"The next step in the future will be as a chief executive or sporting director, or even running my own club," he says.

"To do that I had to acquire different skills and go back to school. It's probably old age. I always wanted to coach and manage. I know that won't last forever."

In tribute to the 100th anniversary of celebrated children's author Roald Dahl's birth, we've been asking you to get creative.

With Dahl words - including Oompa Loompa, scrumdiddlyumptious, witching hour, human bean and golden ticket - entering the Oxford Dictionary, we asked for your suggestions for which made-up sporting jargon could also become a bona fide part of the English lexicon.

Pista: Klopptician - Purveyor of ruggedised prescription eyewear.

Kayleigh Millen: Hatrickuku (n) - A term coined for a hat-trick in the second half of a match. (Guess who I was watching last night?)

Ryan Martin: Kanteometer- measurement of distance travelled to the nearest 1000 miles.

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BBC Radio Leicester's Ian Stringer has found the local delicacies in Bruges... Let's hope the Leicester players haven't.

Let's have a think about the best defenders in world football. Gerard Pique? Yes. Sergio Ramos? Definitely. Laurent Koscielny? Hmmm...

Arsene Wenger reckons the Arsenal centre-back is up there.

"No one is indispensable, but he has taken on a new status with us. He has experience, self-confidence," says the Gunners boss, who confirmed Koscielny is fit to face Paris St-Germain in the Champions League tonight.

"He's made his name in English football. I think he's one of the best in the world. I hope he proves that against PSG." 

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*very rich mates*

Newly-crowned world number one Angelique Kerber says she has nothing left to prove after winning the US Open,  her second grand slam this year.

The German has also won silver at the Olympics and reached the Wimbledon final.

She beat Katerina Pliskova to win the final Grand Slam of the year in New York to add to her Australian Open title.

The 28-year-old said: "I don't have anything to prove anymore. I am at the top, number one. I waited for this moment all my life."

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Derby County 0 Boss: Wengeration (n) The act of outstaying ones welcome.

Lallana - The act of repeatedly outmanoeuvring ones opponent only to end up in a cul-de-sac.   

In tribute to the 100th anniversary of celebrated children's author Roald Dahl's birth, we've been asking you to get creative.

With Dahl words - including Oompa Loompa, scrumdiddlyumptious, witching hour, human bean and golden ticket - entering the Oxford Dictionary, we asked for your suggestions for which made-up sporting jargon could also become a bona fide part of the English lexicon.

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Don't let Brendan Rodgers' expression fool you. He ain't scared of Barcelona. That's five-time European champions, reigning Spanish title holders, Messi/Suarez/Neymar-inspired Barca....

Celtic are not going to the Nou Camp to be "passengers" in Tuesday's Champions League tie, says Bhoys boss Rodgers.

The Scottish champions face the Spanish giants in their first group match, but Rodgers insists it is not a "free game" given the low expectations on his side.

"We understand the difficulty," said the Northern Irishman. "We want to enjoy it, but we want to get a result."

Rangers assistant boss David Weir could face further punishment after being sent to the stands during Saturday's Old Firm duel. 

Referee Wiliie Collum dismissed the former Scotland defender from the Gers dugout midway through the second half after Weir went over the top with his protests following a foul on winger Barrie McKay.

Now Scottish FA compliance officer Tony McGlennan is mulling over whether to charge the Light Blues coach for his outburst. 

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If we could hand out Willy Wonka-style golden tickets for the best Dahlisms then this lucky fella would be heading to the BBC Sport Funhouse...

Ben Hewitt: E-siotruoc.

Pure imagination.

In celebration of #RoaldDahlDay, we want you to use the legendary Welsh author as inspiration for book titles about your favourite club or player. Tweet #bbcsportsday or text 81111.

If you've been watching the Paralympics and Olympics thinking 'maybe I should get moving' but not sure where to start, here are some good suggestions from Sophie......

No matter what your fitness ability or interest, there's an inclusive activity out there for you - and we've got guides to practically every one.

Answers later.

Pep Guardiola might have seen his new Manchester City side win their opening four games - but he still isn't happy.

The former Barcelona and Bayern Munich manager says the Blues must "improve a lot of things" if they want to win the Premier League this season.

"The way we have played up until now will not be enough to win the title," said the Spaniard, who succeeded Manuel Pellegrini in the summer.

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Leicester have jetted off for their first ever Champions League match.

They face Club Brugge in Belgium on Wednesday.

Adrian Harms
BBC Sussex sports reporter

It's a glorious morning here as Sussex resume on 50-4 after Worcestershire made 306 yesterday.

Live updates and commentary here.

In celebration of #RoaldDahlDay, we want you to use the legendary Welsh author as inspiration for book titles about your favourite club or player.  

Simon Sexton: You can't win anything titchy little snapperwhippers

Daniel Chapman: The Giraffe and the Pele and Me.

Michael Adam: Arsene and the Giant Coat.

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