Kilbane tekkerspublished at 17:58 GMT 3 March 2016
Kevin Kilbane showed some magnificent skill whilst playing for Team Shearer earlier this afternoon...
Kevin Kilbane showcases some magnificent skill whilst playing for Team Shearer.

Kevin Kilbane
Battle of the Five-A-Sides was 57 hours of non-stop football for Sport Relief.
Alan Shearer's team beat Robbie Savage's team by 547 goals to 529.
At the final whistle on Saturday 5 March, £370,592 had been raised.
Relive all the updates below and watch the best goals and goofs.
Jonathan Jurejko, Caroline Chapman, Mike Minay, Henry Ditchfield & Ruth Levis
Kevin Kilbane showed some magnificent skill whilst playing for Team Shearer earlier this afternoon...
Kevin Kilbane showcases some magnificent skill whilst playing for Team Shearer.

Kevin Kilbane
A fair few hours left for Giles to stay glued to the screen until the final whistle blows (just over 48 hours to be precise). Get the coffees in.
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PNE Community have tweeted their enjoyment of playing earlier in the "walking football" match, despite the fact that a certain Mr Savage was breaking the rules by running. Tut, tut.
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Wishing you had put your hand up to take part in this footballing fun? Live within travelling distance of Salford Quays? It's not too late you know.
Head over to this page, fill in the form - or email 5aside@bbc.co.uk
X Factor contestant and I'm A Celeb runner-up Jake Quickenden showed his support when he played earlier. You can show yours too by donating online...
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Good job Keano isn't around...
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Image source, Christopher LeeDid someone mention prawns?
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It's half-time and Shearer's team are 5-1 down and could do with the scoring prowess of their skipper. The bad news for them is that super Al is not back on until 8am tomorrow. Let's hope the half-time oranges have some effect!
Man Utd winger Adnan Januzaj obviously enjoyed his stint in the middle, despite having to send off hip-hop legend Fatman Scoop. It looks like there are no hard feelings now...
And here's Adnan in the act of keeping order...
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Thanks JJ, I'm warmed up and raring to go for five hours of top quality, OK, entertaining footy.
Robbie Savage is not coming off the pitch - although I'm sure he is begging to see his number held up on the touchline. Sav's ready for a long soak in the bath.
Nope, I'm the one being hooked. Thankfully we have an excellent replacement in my team-mate Henry Ditchfield, who's making his debut. Hurrah!
Thanks for your company and all of your input over the past EIGHT hours. And enjoy the next 49 hours of five-a-side fun. Laters....
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Fatman Scoop and his 1Xtra clan might have disappeared for a cuppa, but the show must go on.
Currently on the pitch are a couple FA Schools sides. Robbie Savage is currently signing a few autographs. That won't fetch much on an Internet auction website...
Manchester Health Academy player takes a spectacular tumble.
Here's the star of the show. Not Robbie. Fatman Scoop! Good job he didn't try grabbing Sav in a headlock during the match otherwise he would have been given a red card. Oh wait...
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Those latecomers who are only just switching on might be wondering why this is all happening.
This video explains where your money goes...
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You can show your support by donating to Sport Relief here, external
£25 could enable a disadvantaged child in Bangladesh to take part in sports activities for a year, improving their health, wellbeing and confidence.
£50 could pay for a disadvantaged young person in the UK to go on a sports coaching course giving them the skills they need to find work.
£70 could train a volunteer to run football and HIV awareness sessions for young people in a South African township.
Any amount, however small, will help make a difference.
More than halfway there Robbie - keep going!
Sav is one of five players, along with opposite skipper Alan Shearer, Danny Jones (of McFly fame), Josh Cuthbert (of Union J fame, I'm reliably informed) and Rachel Riley (Countdown's number cruncher), putting themselves through a gruelling 12-hour stint in the name of charity.
The Welshman is more than seven hours down, he's on the home straight.
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Game over! And referee Adnan Januzaj might have to make a quick exit - Craig Joubert style - to avoid both sets of players.
Shearer's 1Xtra will be the happier bunch though, winning 6-4 against Savage's BBC Creative Sport to nab a slender one-goal lead after match 14.

Here we go...it's been coming! In the war between referee and player there's only one winner - referee. Card-happy official Adnan Januzaj has made a rod for his own back and now it has broken.
Off goes Fatman Scoop for a second yellow. It won't surprise you to learn he is not going off quietly....