Summary

  • Battle of the Five-A-Sides was 57 hours of non-stop football for Sport Relief.

  • Alan Shearer's team beat Robbie Savage's team by 547 goals to 529.

  • At the final whistle on Saturday 5 March, £370,592 had been raised.

  • Relive all the updates below and watch the best goals and goofs.

  1. Unsafe handspublished at 11:49 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 295-255 Savage 5s

    The keepers are having a nightmare here.

    Both of them have seen the ball go through their legs! It's 2-1 to Shearer's 5s. 

    Savage's team really need a win at some point.

  2. Look out...published at 11:46 GMT 4 March 2016

    These BBC Breakfast reprobates are lunging and limbering up. They're up next... 

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  3. 50th game in sessionpublished at 11:42 GMT 4 March 2016

    Game number 50! Here we go...

    Looks like this one is between members of the public. You can't fault their effort, especially in the snow.

  4. Another win for Shearerpublished at 11:40 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 293-254 Savage 5s

    Full-time, and it's a close one in this game: Shearer's whites 4-3 Savage's reds. 

    I don't think Shearer's side have lost a game today? He's running away with it at the moment.

    As the players come off the field to get some shelter, the man with the broom comes on to get rid of the snow off the pitch. The joys of English weather, eh?

  5. The Newcastle takeoverpublished at 11:36 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 293-254 Savage 5s

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    These girls were brilliant! One of the best games of the day so far.

  6. Get involvedpublished at 11:33 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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    Yeah, but where would you *really* rather be?

  7. Newspaper hat man updatepublished at 11:30 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 293-254 Savage 5s

    Speaking of the man in the hat, he's still here, he's got a hot drink and now a mate with an equally fashionable hat.

    His newspaper is looking a big soggy, mind. The snow is still pouring down here in Salford.

    More on this developing story as we get it.

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  8. Watch online or in personpublished at 11:26

    You can watch all the #5liveaside action online at the top of this page and on the Red Button on your telly box.

    Also, if you're in the Salford area today, take your cue from the man in the makeshift hat and come down to BBC HQ to support the amazing players. 

    Man in a newspaper hat
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    Hardy supporter in the stands at the Battle of the Five-A-Sides in snowy Salford

  9. Replay: Shearer exacts revengepublished at 11:25 GMT 4 March 2016

    You don't nutmeg Big Al and get away with it...

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    Alan Shearer gives a hard tackle to a player who had just nutmegged him.

  10. Super Skillspublished at 11:22 GMT 4 March 2016

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  11. Practice, practice, practicepublished at 11:21 GMT 4 March 2016

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  12. Off we go againpublished at 11:20 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 290-251 Savage 5s

    We've got a right motley crew of local lads on the pitch now. One's even got a top knot. 

    Alan Shearer's scored the opener on the volley. It's 1-0. Almost 300 up for the Geordie's side...

  13. Game overpublished at 11:14 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 289-251 Savage 5s

    What a game that was! Jaden knocks in five for Savage's team, but it's not enough. They lose 9-5. 

    And the aggregate score is growing in Alan Shearer's favour. It's now 289-251.

    Congrats to the Newcastle Foundation girls. A brilliant show from them.   

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  14. Get involvedpublished at 11:11 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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  15. So close!published at 11:09 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 289-250 Savage 5s

    We nearly, nearly just saw a wonder goal! But wee Hannah on Shearer's side couldn't quite finish off after a brilliant run.

    Some quality players in these two sides.  It's 9-4 to Shearer's team.

  16. Favourite moments so far?published at 11:05 GMT 4 March 2016

    What's yours? Sarah's is Manchester United midfielder Adnan Januzaj's scrape with BBC Radio 1 Xtra's Fatman Scoop yesterday afternoon...

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    Here's a reminder of what happened...

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    Fatman Scoop isn't a fan of Adnan Januzaj's decision making.

    Adnan Januzaj sends off Fatman Scoop
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    Adnan Januzaj sends off Fatman Scoop

  17. Get involvedpublished at 11:04 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

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    What did we just say? And Jaden's just provided a wonderful cross for her side's fourth.

    It's 8-4 now and Shearer is back on. 

  18. Girl powerpublished at 11:02 GMT 4 March 2016

    Shearer 5s 287-249 Savage 5s

    We're back underway in the game between the two Newcastle Foundation girls teams.

    Alan Shearer has gone off for a little rest so the girls are bossing it on their own. 

    Shearer's lot are winning 7-3, but look out for the number eight on Savage's team. Jaden is a nifty player!

  19. We need your helppublished at 10:58 GMT 4 March 2016

    #5liveaside

    You can show your support by donating to Sport Relief here, external 

    £25 could enable a disadvantaged child in Bangladesh to take part in sports activities for a year, improving their health, wellbeing and confidence.

    £50 could pay for a disadvantaged young person in the UK to go on a sports coaching course giving them the skills they need to find work.

    £70 could train a volunteer to run football and HIV awareness sessions for young people in a South African township.

    Any amount, however small, will help make a difference. This video explains where your money goes...

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  20. Hugh Dennis in the housepublished at 10:57 GMT 4 March 2016

    Outnumbered's Hugh Dennis takes to the pitch later! But he's got a BBC 6 Music gig first of all...

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