After the kaleidoscope that was the '70s, thank God that TOTP was able to rest its eyes on all these emerging '80s bands. Oh, hang on, which ones are the girls, which one is Frankie and what are they talking about in that song?

Yes, confusion reigned in the '80s, and when the stars weren't fighting over the lipstick, they were rearing up, breaking down or wondering exactly when and how Samantha Fox had become a pop star. It happens to all of us, right?