Portugal's Salvador Sobral wins Eurovision 2017
The UK's Lucie Jones comes 15th with 111 points
Bulgaria finish 2nd, Moldova 3rd, Belgium 4th & Sweden 5th
Relive all the action from the Grand Final in Kyiv, Ukraine
Rory Stallibrass & Tom Davies
The Greeks come bearing a small gift in the form of 1 point for the UK.
12 points go to, of course, Cyprus, and there are audible boos in the arena.
10 to Azerbaijan.
Portugal still hold a commanding lead.
...with 147 points!
France gives maximum points to Portugal
10 points for Italy
8 points go to Sweden
And 3 points for the UK! I've always been a big fan of our friends across the channel.
DOUZE POINTS FOR SWEDEN!
10 for Austria
8 for Portugal (go Salvador!)
7 for Italy
6 for Bulgaria
....and 2 points for the UK (well done, Lucie).
12 for Portugal
10 for Italy
Portugal lead Bulgaria by 32 points. The UK are in 11th place.
Norway's 12 points go to Bulgaria
10 points for Portugal (I'm beginning to see a trend here)
8 points for Denmark
1 point for the UK - we're still on the left-hand side of the screen!
1 point for the UK - danke Austria!
10 points for Bulgaria
8 points for Portugal
Nothing for the UK. 10 for leaders Portugal and 12 points for surprise surprise... Sweden.
Bulgaria take the maximum 'douze points'
Portugal 10 points
Australia 8 points
3 points for the UK!
None for the UK, why Malta why?
12 for Italy
10 for Portugal
8 or Bulgaria
7 for Israel's IMRI
This the country who worship Norman Wisdom, surely there will be some joy for Lucie.
The top marks have been awarded to Italy for the first time.
And yes, 8 points for Lucie Jones :)
Portugal still lead with Bulgaria in second.
12 points for Portugal. There's a theme developing here.
Greece get the 12 points
Romania 10 points
Italy 8 points
Nothing for the UK
It's 12 points for Portugal again. And 4 points for the UK, thank you Riga.
Portugal have a healthy early lead.
Here is the judgement of one of Europe's tiniest countries (not the smallest by the way, that honour belongs to Vatican City)...
Portugal 12 points
Norway 10 points
Belgium 8 points
6 points for the UK!
The post-Soviet states do like a 12 pointer for their own...
Right on cue it's 12 points for Belarus!
Portugal get the 12 points, it's 10 for Australia and Swede nothing for the UK.
Well, since you asked...
If two or more songs get a tie then the song which obtains a better ranking from the PUBLIC vote is handed that glittering, glass trophy.
This is arguably the most important vote you will cast this year. (Wait there's a WHAT happening on the 8th of June?!)
In the olden days, the contest was initially judged by professional juries and only then was it opened to the public for a vote over the phone.
But this annoyed quite a lot of people who started accusing the competition of political 'Bloc Voting' with the idea that little Euro cliques would all vote for you. Here's looking at you Balkan states. And so it was decreed that a new dual system would be decreed across the kingdom of Eurvision.
Last year, the juries from each country awarded 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 12 points to the songs they loved the most. These points were revealed by a national spokesperson. Last year ours was Richard Osman (obviously).
Viewers from each country also voted via phone or SMS, awarding 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 and 12 points given to their favourite songs. Then, all the results from each country's public votes will be combined to give one overall Eurovision viewer score per song.
Spokespersons from each country read out the jury results - those all important douze points - during the live show: Katrina from Katrina and the Waves is doing us this year.
Then the three Ukrainian presenters will then read out the results of the European PUBLIC vote (keep up grandpa) in ascending order, beginning with the county that received the lowest number of televotes - public votes - and finishing with the country that received the highest.
Crikey, I need to go lie down after that.
It's fair to say that we've seen some pretty daft stuff from Eurovision down the years.
From that year Ireland entered a Turkey to this year's Greek entry, which seems to feature one of those foot baths that you have to walk through before going into the swimming pool.
Just when you think you've seen it all, something else suitably bonkers is brought up every year.
In fact, our friends at BBC Radio 2 have come up with a quiz about just how silly the Eurovision Song Contest can be.
Why not give it a bash?