Commentators curse.

Just as Alistair Mann is praising JB Gill in the Allstars goal, there's nothing he can do as Deportivo go 5-1 up.

There's some debate about the last effort that's put Deportivo 4-1 up now.

We've got a few different people taking charge of the matches for the 12 hours.

At the moment it's former Premier League referee Phil Dowd.

As far as the rules for today - whatever he says!

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Alistair Mann
MOTD commentator

"48 from his half century - that's what Michael Vaughan will be thinking. He'll be taking it session by session."

Joe from Deportivo fires low into the corner to put them 2-0 up but Vaughan put a lovely left-foot effort in from 10 yards out to give the Allstars hope.

And the Deportivo team number seven is having a special day as well.

Conor McNamara
BBC Radio 5 live commentator

"A really nice finish from Mark from Deportivo to put them 1-0 up."

Conor McNamara
BBC Radio 5 live commentator

"It's a better performance in this second game from the Allstars. Gallagher is giving them more width and Savage is keeping it simple."

If you missed it earlier, here was the first goal the Allstars scored - Michael Vaughan neatly directing a cross past the goalkeeper.

And we're off again. Deportivo Laca Talent are taking on the Allstars, who have called in Kirsty Gallagher for this one.

Alistair Mann
MOTD commentator

"Peter Reid does not look happy, but he's now organising the team photo. That's a forced smile because Peter won't like losing."

Conor McNamara
BBC Radio 5 live commentator

"I have to say the man-of-the-match for me is Ben Bowers. He's been beaten twice but he's almost into double figures for the goals he's saved."

It finishes 4-2 to Theologians United.

Conor McNamara
BBC Radio 5 live commentator

"And Robbie has been nutmegged again. That's the second and we're going to keep a tally."

Nowhere to hide.

Darius from Theologians reminds the commentators that he's scored his hat-trick as he puts his side 4-1.

The be-spectacled goalkeeper Ben Bowers has had a blinder at the other end, but Rachel Yankey is in the right place to sneak the second Allstars goal past them.

Conor McNamara
BBC Radio 5 live commentator

And he's not impressed the commentators either!

"It's been a very anonymous first 10 minutes for Robbie Savage but he's growing into the game."

Ouch!
Injury

Oh my, Robbie's caught a stray Theologians pass right where it hurts.

But it's not easy for the Allstars, who are just finding how to play together.

Darius from Theoligians gives Allstars goalkeeper JB Gill the eyes top put them 2-1 up.

SPECTACULAR GOAL!

Well, maybe not in the 'spectacular' category - but it is our first of the day!

Michael Vaughan puts the Allstars 1-0 up.

There are some questions of 'goal-hanging' from the commentators.

And we're off on the main pitch as well...

This 12-hour five-a-side-match-marathon is underway

Not only are we bringing you 12 straight hours of live five-a-side football, but there's an added bonus.

Ex-Republic of Ireland goalkeeper Shay Given will be facing 12 non-stop hours of penalty shoot-outs.

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