There will be another competition next Thursday, with winning entries on Friday at noon.

7. Laurence May, UK
Iraqi weapons technology is not very advanced say experts.

6. Andrew, UK
The start of the Cambridge and Oxford boat race was only moments away.

5. Ian Coates, UK
Meatloaf begins to wonder if the grand finale to his South African Concert is going to be a bit different to normal.

4. Peter, Scotland
"I said a Kit Kat!"

3. Luke James, USA
Weapon of mass declaration.

2. Mark, UK
"I don't understand! All I did was rub some of Mrs Warne's linseed oil into it."

1. Paul Rogers, Australia
"I'm sure he said the mother of all battles."

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