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Here are the winning entries for our caption competition featuring the Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott having his retina checked at St Thomas Hospital in London.

Thanks to the many hundreds of you who entered. There will be another competition next Thursday, with results on Friday at noon GMT.

6. Jim Edmiston, UK
Prescott checks the small print in the new fire-fighters contract

5. Tal Williams, UK
Clonaid's attempts to breed the perfect politician suffer an early setback

4. Laurence May, England
Plastic surgery was becoming a problem area for Leslie Ash

3. Doug Fleming, UK
Headrest measurements - the degree of personalisation on the new Jag XJ6 impressed even John

2. Adrian Mills, England
John's "hands free" set was becoming a bit of a headache

1. Alan Hunt, England
"Resistance is without a doubt, and as I've said before utterly and completely notwithstanding that some may think otherwise and try to tell me so, emphatically in many though not all cases, futile!"

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