| RobinH |
Hello
and welcome to our chat room! |
| RobinH |
Just 20 minutes to go... |
| BBC Moderator |
Just 10 minutes to go... |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hallo everyone |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
welcome to the party |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
welcome guest |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I'm just putting the finishing touches
to the room |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I'm looking forward to the jokes |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Turn the radio on and listen too. It's
bi-media |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Jan |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I'm here alone |
| BBH Jan |
Hi studio!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
The party is crashing :-) |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
hoorah |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
the first guest |
| BBH Jan |
we're raring to go now! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
this is great |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I love it |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
More details of Anne Widicombe later
.... |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
hallo guest, and welcome |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
hi shona |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
welcome to the Children In Need party |
| Shona Curtis |
Thankyou where are the nibbles? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
they're on the table near the kitchen |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
please help yourself |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
would you like a drink? |
| BBH Jan |
any chocolate? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I thought you were bringing that |
| Chris Dunstable |
t 1 sugar please |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Monty |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
And Chris |
| Shona Curtis |
definetley vodka! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lovely to see you all |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
and in fancy dress too!! |
| Chris Dunstable |
Great news about the town eh rob ? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hang on Chris, Rob is just walking into
this studio from the other |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
He looks nice with his new haircut |
| BHB KT |
Hello everybody |
| Chris Dunstable |
Afternon |
| Monty |
having probs here |
| Chris Dunstable |
noon |
| Kat |
Hi tell me what to do...like Rob never
been in a chat room before....help!! I will donate a tenner
by the way |
| Party Gaz |
hhhhheeeeeeeeeelllllllllllooooooooooooooo |
| BBH Jan |
haircut especially for Children in Need
- but shouldn't he have had it all shaved off? |
| Monty |
ah thats better |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi GAz |
| Monty |
now then...who wants a gobstopper? |
| BHB KT |
me pleae! |
| Kat |
Hi Monty, thanks I'd like one |
| Monty |
steady on ..one at a time |
| Chris Dunstable |
Rob in here yet ? |
| Shona Curtis |
strawberry flavour please |
| Monty |
ok OK |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Yes Rob is here now |
| Monty |
but u aint havin me lollipops OK? |
| BHB KT |
has anybody got any prawn sandwiches? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
He's putting his headphones on |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
with the crusts cut off? |
| Monty |
i've got prawn volovents |
| Kat |
wheres the Italian stallion then? i
promised to flirt with him on air the other day |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
here he is |
| BHB KT |
That'll do! |
| Chris Dunstable |
got some left over from lunch, a bit
curled at the edges ! |
| Party Gaz |
KNOCK KNOCK |
| Chris Dunstable |
COME IN " |
| Monty |
whos there |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
what's happened with Luton? |
| Monty |
lol |
| Party Gaz |
no you say who's there.................... |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Bumble Bee, what's the buzz? |
| BHB KT |
They can be sold now |
| Party Gaz |
KNOCK KNOCK |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
who's there |
| Kat |
Come on then Rob say hello in a flirty
way.....like helllllooo gorgeous! |
| Party Gaz |
BIG ISH |
| BHB KT |
we could auction them off for Children
in need! |
| Monty |
where is the man? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
he's here |
| BBH Jan |
BIG ISh who? |
| Party Gaz |
NOT TODAY THANKS |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I am typing for him |
| Monty |
oh hi Rob m8 |
| Monty |
oic |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Monty. How's things |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Pity about Frank |
| Monty |
has the bar opened yet? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
He can't get in |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lets all get a drink and toast Frank |
| Monty |
things are good Rob |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
The bar is opened in the kitchen |
| BBH Jan |
Cheers Frank! |
| Monty |
yea shame about Frank |
| Kat |
yeah! Cheer Frankie - we are gonna miss
you |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
And - don't forget -w e all want you
to pledge money |
| Monty |
okies |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Lisa |
| BHB KT |
It's quiet without him! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
In and out? |
| Monty |
mines a guinness! |
| Kat |
Come on Rob speak to us! |
| BHB KT |
mines a stella |
| BBH Jan |
I'm more of a G&T girl myself - any
ice and lemon? |
| Monty |
and bung some chips on it! lol |
| Shona Curtis |
any drinking ganes? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
\Rob says Helllooooo gorgeous Kat |
| BHB KT |
I'm feeling a bit giddy already! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
We need your jokes too - KT can start |
| BBC Moderator |
Hi Shaun and Lisa. Hi Bumbly. |
| Monty |
you stareted befre us tho Kat |
| BHB KT |
What's brown and sticky? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
umm, I dunno, what is brown and sticky? |
| Monty |
erm?? |
| BHB KT |
A stick! |
| Kat |
Well Rob helloooo you old smoothie -
just to tell you I am wearing that rugby shirt - |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
a dirty dog? |
| Monty |
rofl |
| Shaun flynn |
hello, Pc was not configured properly |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Ahah R u OK now Shaun? |
| Monty |
hi shaun |
| BHB KT |
Do I get the prize? |
| Chris Dunstable |
When is the webcam pic gonna be updated,
still ugly Pilgrimsmug on there ! |
| Monty |
glad u could make it |
| Shaun flynn |
yup |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
The webcam should change now |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
you should be able to see the gorgeous
ROb |
| Shaun flynn |
where's the pringles? |
| Guest10336 |
hello |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
all the food is in the kitchen |
| BBH Jan |
Look at the office web cam and see us
instead!!!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Girls on webcams ..... |
| Monty |
aha ...are you Frank? |
| Guest10336 |
jan who's the goodlooking girl with
her back to us onthe web cam |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hallo guest |
| Guest10336 |
dressed in black? |
| Lisa Holwell |
what do you call a man with no arms
and legs,under a pile of leaves? |
| BHB KT |
Hurrah - that's me! |
| Guest10336 |
oh shame |
| Monty |
russell? |
| Lisa Holwell |
yes! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
good one Lisa |
| Monty |
hehehe |
| BBC Moderator |
Welcome to the chat room Rosemary. |
| BHB KT |
What's yellow and smells of bananas? |
| BBH Jan |
a banana? |
| Monty |
bannanas? |
| Chris Dunstable |
Who is that near the pillar on the left
on the office cam ?? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
a monkey in custard? |
| BHB KT |
No - monkey sick! |
| BBH Jan |
it's me!!! |
| Monty |
lmao |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
very good. |
| Chris Dunstable |
Hi Jan |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
So everyone got a drink? |
| BBH Jan |
hi Chris |
| Chris Dunstable |
Who is freind with her back to us ?? |
| Shaun flynn |
all of my jokes will havr the MODS running
for the hills :(( |
| Guest10336 |
i phoned up the kebab house and asked
do you deliver........ the siad no we just do chicken or beef............................
very funny joke if you say it out loud |
| Monty |
yes thanx |
| BHB KT |
I'm on my third pint |
| Monty |
just need some food now |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
well we need some pledges .... |
| BHB KT |
LOL alot! |
| Monty |
pass the sausage rolls someone |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
before I get the vol au vents out |
| Monty |
awww thats bribery lol |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I just got the kebab joke.. |
| Chris Dunstable |
What does BBH stand for ?? |
| Shona Curtis |
what do reindeer say before telling
you a joke? |
| BHB KT |
Better late than never! |
| Monty |
better late than never lol |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Beds Bucks and Herts |
| Monty |
GMTA |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi groovy |
| Shona Curtis |
this will sleigh you! |
| Chris Dunstable |
Stupid me ! |
| Shona Curtis |
boom boom |
| Shaun flynn |
What do you say to a Turkish baby thay
wont stop crying? Shush Kebaby! |
| BBC Moderator |
Hi Groovy, welcome to the chat room
:-) |
| Monty |
hi Shona |
| Chris Dunstable |
lol |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
yo pizza! |
| Shona Curtis |
evening monty |
| BHB KT |
Can we put some music on? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Hello, How you doing? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
this is fast isn't it |
| Monty |
how ya doin? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Yes! |
| Monty |
hi pizza |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Hi |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Yo it's SImon!! |
| Shona Curtis |
good thirsty there is a q at the bar |
| BHB KT |
I've got my best of S Club CD |
| Monty |
makes ya giddy lol |
| Simon Davies |
hi everyone |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
nice dancing Shaun |
| Monty |
yay! hi simon |
| Shona Curtis |
is anyone going to do the conga? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
You lead Shona, we'll follow |
| Arlesey Pizza |
fOR CHARITY YES |
| Kat |
Hi Simon was waiting for someone else
I know. Hows the ribs? |
| Monty |
like me disguise? |
| BHB KT |
Don't Stop Movin' la la la la la la |
| Simon Davies |
find thanks a little sore |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Reach for the stars |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Drunk Pub stuff! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Very good Monty |
| BHB KT |
Climb every mountain high! |
| Kat |
looking forward to the match tomorrow?
(this is small talk til I know you better... |
| Simon Davies |
no franky? |
| Monty |
stop that |
| Shona Curtis |
why did the reindeer wear black boots? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
HE can't get in :-( |
| Simon Davies |
who's going to take the micky now? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
We're going to record this for him |
| BBH Jan |
Anyone fancy a game of twister? I'm
quite flexible.. |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Lynne and groovy chick |
| Shona Curtis |
because his brown ones were dirty |
| Kat |
No he cannot access this apparently
via his ntl box - what a b***er |
| Simon Davies |
it's like morecobe with out wise me
with out Frank |
| Simon Davies |
he's my rock |
| Monty |
yea it is simon |
| Simon Davies |
* breaks down in tears * |
| Monty |
he told us to keep an eye on u m8 |
| Kat |
yeah, he s told us all to go in there
with a smile and enjoy it whether we like it or not! |
| Simon Davies |
why? |
| Shaun flynn |
Children in need? My 13 yr old step
son is sitting here filling his face. He is always in need! |
| BBH Jan |
I've got a tissue.. |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Are you wild at parties Simon? |
| Monty |
its OK simon |
| Simon Davies |
thanks Jan |
| BHB KT |
Oh no - people always get emotional
after a few pints! |
| Simon Davies |
i haven't drunk yet |
| Monty |
lol |
| BBH Jan |
i'm still waiting for my gin! |
| Shona Curtis |
whos drunk granny is that in the corner? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
c'mon some pledges please |
| Monty |
imagine wot he'll be like later |
| Kat |
Hows the blazer Monty? are we the only
ones with school uniform on |
| Monty |
|
| ThreeCounties Studio |
That's not a granny that's me? |
| Simon Davies |
thanks my wife not a gran |
| Shona Curtis |
oopps sorry! |
| Monty |
keep up Rob |
| LYNNE |
HI everyone we raised £45 for children
in need this morning at work with coffee and cake |
| Simon Davies |
frank always said he was slow |
| Kat |
come on Rob get with it eh |
| BHB KT |
Well done Lynne |
| Kat |
yeah Frank knows everything |
| Monty |
Rob can't handle the pace lol |
| Simon Davies |
so he says |
| Chris Dunstable |
ask his wife |
| Simon Davies |
it all comes from the childerns encylopdiea |
| Kat |
and poor old Rob is slow on the uptake. |
| LYNNE |
FRANK in BOREHAMWOOD how are you? |
| Monty |
come on peeps. |
| Shona Curtis |
i pledged £20 so i can tell bad jokes |
| Monty |
Hi Frank! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Well done Shona |
| Kat |
oh bless - he must be so disappointed
not to be here with us - hes our father figure on the board |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
that's great - give us your worse jokes |
| Shaun flynn |
***STOP PRESS*** Roberto NeNiro is to
star as Harold Shipman in a new movie called 'The Old Dear Hunter' |
| Monty |
why are you wearing Lynne's clothes?? |
| BHB KT |
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
| Simon Davies |
kat he's a father figure that must be
very distrubing when replys to you;re message |
| Shona Curtis |
how long should a reineers legs be (see
i have a theme!) |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
How long should they eb? |
| Monty |
a carrot? |
| Shona Curtis |
just long enough to reach the ground |
| BHB KT |
You've heard it before! |
| Guest10336 |
i saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with
'guess' on it... i said.... Thyroid problem! |
| LYNNE |
LYNNE here I am not wearing any clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I think Monty has got the better of
your jokes KT |
| Chris Dunstable |
My niece asked me earlier what I was
doing for her on Children In Need, she says she is a Child in
need ! Cheeky ! |
| Monty |
no..just a guess lol |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
a naked Lynne? |
| Guest10336 |
do you have a webcam lynn? |
| Simon Davies |
he we go |
| BBC Moderator |
Not that you could tell us the address...
of course! ;-) |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
hi guest |
| Chris Dunstable |
I can see where this chat is going ....
!! |
| Shona Curtis |
does anyone know why u cant buy turkey
eggs? |
| Monty |
you look just like Frank with ur kit
off lol |
| Kat |
generally speaking I meant Simon! what
can I do with Frank - he is always picking up on everything
he can and making it into a joke! |
| LYNNE |
YES it is very warm for this time of
year |
| BBH Jan |
hope you've pulled the curtains Lynne! |
| Simon Davies |
frank is famous again |
| Guest10336 |
I OFTEN WANTED TO DROWN MY TROUBLES,
BUT i CAN'T GET MY WIF TO GO SWIMMING! |
| Simon Davies |
i never get a mention on-air |
| Arlesey Pizza |
gROAN! |
| Monty |
hey stop shouting ..ive got a headache |
| LYNNE |
FRANK get on line now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Not shouting |
| Shaun flynn |
I went to the butchers counter in waitrose
and asked the girl serving if she had turket breasts? she screamed
no and slapped me! |
| Monty |
guest is |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Mat |
| Monty |
lol Shaun |
| Chris Dunstable |
If anyone cannot get online tell them
to go here to this download http://***.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp |
| Arlesey Pizza |
OOPS I CAN'T TYPE SORRY. |
| LYNNE |
VERY GOOD SHAUN |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
so who's in fancy dress? |
| Mat N |
Hello everybody How is everybody ? |
| Monty |
|
| Simon Davies |
rob needs a pace maker, cause he can't
keep pace |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Mat. |
| Simon Davies |
i'll get my coat |
| Monty |
hi Mat m8 |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
What are you wearing Monty? |
| Monty |
lol@simon |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Where u going Simon - have u pulled? |
| Shona Curtis |
well this is far better than working! |
| Monty |
a very tight fitting blazer |
| Simon Davies |
bad joke made me ill |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Kat1 |
| Simon Davies |
i thought frank said we all had to come
naked? |
| Simon Davies |
i feel stupid now |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
, that's OK,w e hadn't noticed ;-) |
| Simon Davies |
thanks, i think |
| Monty |
lol ...didnt think u wou fall 4 it sinon
lol |
| Monty |
*simon |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
More jokes please ... |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
we want quality AND quantity |
| Guest10336 |
I THINK ANIMAL TESTING IS A TERRIBLE
IDEA..... THEY GET ALL NERVOUS AND GIVE THE WRONG ANSWERS! hahahaha |
| Kat1 |
Ooops sorry I got cut off by ntl and
had to start again! Hi 3 Counties Studio nice to talk to you
all |
| LYNNE |
ROBERTO you look very smart,why did
the hedgehog cross the road?NEW answers please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Kat1 |
| Monty |
BRB |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
TO see his flat mate? |
| Shaun flynn |
I am not in fancy dress, but if the
ladies want i will go upsatairs and put my firefigtters tunic
and helmet on? |
| Chris Dunstable |
I am going to a joint Children In Need/My
best mates 30th tonight party tonight at the Houghton Regis
Centre, fancy dress... I'm going as a surgeon ! |
| Shona Curtis |
instead of videoa as a prize what about
a date with john vernon smith? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Sounds great Chris |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Oh yes firefighters! |
| LYNNE |
NO a new answer please thank you |
| Simon Davies |
yeah shona good idea |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
To et to the other side |
| Simon Davies |
erm i mean no bad idea |
| Mat N |
Why did the banana go to see his doctor
? |
| Simon Davies |
opps |
| BBH Jan |
form a queue for the firefighters....!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Get your fireman's outfi on and show
us your hose |
| Simon Davies |
really |
| Mat N |
Because he wasn't peeling to well !!! |
| Shaun flynn |
lol |
| Simon Davies |
that's disgustug |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
why did the banana got to the docs? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
ahhh |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| Simon Davies |
you don't know where they stick those
hoses |
| Shaun flynn |
i am resrtrained.....whoops i meant
retained |
| Guest10336 |
**********OK what about this one *********************
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I
don;t get on with my real ladder.............. hahahaha |
| Paula |
howdy all |
| Simon Davies |
hey |
| BBH Jan |
no but we'll have fun finding out |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@guest |
| Monty |
hi Paula |
| Mat N |
Hello Paula |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
hi Paula |
| Paula |
i have a bad joke |
| Monty |
lol@guest |
| Arlesey Pizza |
hi |
| Monty |
oh oh |
| Paula |
whats brown and sticky? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
go on but nothing vulgar Paula |
| Chris Dunstable |
Can Rob say Happy 30th Birthday to Dino
(Glenn Dundon) ! |
| Monty |
a stick! |
| Mat N |
A stick !!! |
| Paula |
doh! |
| Simon Davies |
no he can't |
| Monty |
LMAO |
| Simon Davies |
he's busy trying to keep p |
| Monty |
we had that one Paula |
| LYNNE |
OR I would love to see the policeman's
truncheon I thank you please |
| Paula |
rakes through the brain archives of
bad jokes |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
any more pledges PLEASE |
| Monty |
lol |
| Monty |
how many so far Rob? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I am wearing my virtual gold hot pans
Frank |
| Guest10336 |
i saw six men kicking and punching the
mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'are you going to help? I said
; No Six should be enough! hahahahaha |
| Shaun flynn |
reports are coming in about the UK's
first death from viagra, a man from Luton died after tripping
in his bedroom and pole vaulting out of his bedroom window..................................................................................... |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi chelsea girl |
| Shona Curtis |
well i am off home now if anyone can
find a way ti get a date with jvs let me know |
| Chelsea girl |
hi everyone Chelsea girl here |
| Shona Curtis |
happy fundraising |
| Paula |
i got one but its not rude OK although
you may think it is |
| Arlesey Pizza |
HI cg |
| Monty |
hi Chelsea girl |
| Kat1 |
Hi Chelsea girl. nice to meet you on
here at last |
| Chelsea girl |
better late thatn never |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
OK Shona, we'll get our thinking caps
on thanks for joining us and don't forget to donate |
| Paula |
hi Chelsea |
| Chelsea girl |
Hi Monty |
| Simon Davies |
thought you'd gone kat |
| Chelsea girl |
Hi Kat |
| Kat1 |
sorry i missed your birthday party - |
| chelsea girl |
Hi Paula |
| Monty |
dont tell the wots brown an d sticky
one |
| Simon Davies |
hi chelsea girl |
| Paula |
whats long thin covered in skin red
in parts and put in tarts..........Rubarb |
| Monty |
weve had it twice already lol |
| chelsea girl |
don't worry about missing party there's
always next year |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@rhubarb |
| Monty |
ooo eer |
| Kat1 |
No Simon, ntl cut me me (painfull it
was) but I am back now and sitting here quietly and behaving
myself...so far...i promised Frank I wouldl |
| Paula |
and my spelling is dismall |
| Bumbly Bee |
hahaha |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
any one done anything for Children In
NEed today? |
| Monty |
hi bumbly didnt see u there |
| LYNNE |
£5 if ROBERTO tells me what a great
listener to 3CR I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| chelsea girl |
so Shona wants a date with JVS then? |
| Bumbly Bee |
hi all! |
| Chris Dunstable |
Did you hear the one about the cannibal
who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law? |
| Simon Davies |
may spelling is teri... terir... really
bad |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
is stevie here? He promised cheese and
pineapples |
| Kat1 |
I can hardly breath in this tight gymslip |
| Paula |
my company did but i havent been there
for 4 months due to being off sick |
| Guest10336 |
when I was a kid I used to pray every
night for a new bike..... then i realised that the lord doesn't
work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me! |
| Monty |
lol KAt |
| chelsea girl |
hi Bumble Bee |
| Chris Dunstable |
Did you hear the one about the cannibal
who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law? |
| Paula |
lmao |
| Bumbly Bee |
hi chelsea girl u ok |
| Monty |
yea we did...just now lol |
| chelsea girl |
yes fine thanx a little late on here,
but I'm here now! |
| Kat1 |
Doesnt Rob type then? Oh no I forgot
he cannot read his texts on his own on air either!! |
| BHB KT |
Anybody got cheesy footballs? |
| chelsea girl |
how's u Monty? |
| Kat1 |
Martyn can |
| Monty |
wots brown and sounds like a bell? ...DUNG!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
He can type yes of course |
| Bumbly Bee |
me to just worked it out! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
But then I wouldn't ahve anything to
do |
| Shaun flynn |
can some when please tell me if its
true? did Mrs Perrone buy him a set of gold cuff links and did
he ask where he could get his wrists pierced to wear them? |
| LYNNE |
NO but I've got cheesy feet |
| Monty |
im good ta chelasea girl |
| chelsea girl |
yep I've got some cheeses footballs,
the kids are eating them for party t |
| Simon Davies |
i've got chessy bal... no to easy |
| BBH Jan |
I'm sure we could think of something
for you to do |
| Paula |
get rob to make tea then |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Hey stop being so cruel this is for
chraity. |
| Chris Dunstable |
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly,
but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap. |
| Monty |
hahaha |
| Kat1 |
oh alright then I believe you 3CR studio
- i! |
| Bumbly Bee |
chris thats AWFUL! |
| Shaun flynn |
wheres the pringles???????????????????????????????????? |
| Bumbly Bee |
eaten them! |
| Chris Dunstable |
you haven't seen her |
| chelsea girl |
what flavour Shaun? |
| Monty |
|
| BHB KT |
Paprika or sour cream and chives |
| Shaun flynn |
plain |
| Kat1 |
can I have a gin and tonic please -
make it a double |
| Simon Davies |
has anyone seen my gran... |
| Monty |
they were luvly |
| BBH Jan |
i'm still waiting for mine.. |
| Bumbly Bee |
Baileys please |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Everyone happy? ROb says HALLO!! |
| Bumbly Bee |
HALLO!! |
| chelsea girl |
I've got the sausage rolls |
| Kat1 |
HALLO big boy! |
| BBH Jan |
I'm happy.. |
| Paula |
Howdy Rob keep the good work up cracking
show as usual |
| chelsea girl |
who's big boy? |
| Bumbly Bee |
Big KISS xx |
| LYNNE |
HALLO DEAREST ROBERTO |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Do you like this chatroom thing then? |
| chelsea girl |
yes the chatroom is great |
| BHB KT |
yeah - it's good |
| Guest10336 |
hey BBH JAN i took my girlfriend to
the carribean........................... |
| Paula |
Oh i named my cat after rob only when
hes bad does he get called roberto...hey i needed a name |
| Monty |
yay ...Lynne got a mention |
| Mat N |
Jamaica ? |
| Kat1 |
Rob of course! and yes this is great
- can we do this every day...oooh stop that Rob you are making
me come over all unnecessary |
| Arlesey Pizza |
What's the most adventurous thing that
someone would do for Children in Need? |
| Guest10336 |
No she went on her own acord! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Jamaica? |
| BBH Jan |
Jamaica |
| Paula |
well we call him bobby rob |
| BHB KT |
behind a bit aren't we! |
| Monty |
or robby bob |
| Guest10336 |
i played a game of cards with a group
of indians.............................. |
| BHB KT |
snap |
| Chris Dunstable |
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler
2 bed 2 c how long she slept! |
| Shaun flynn |
right must log off to get my daughter
from nursery.............bye |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
AND? |
| Monty |
uhu |
| BHB KT |
zulus |
| Guest10336 |
no i won five pounds |
| BBH Jan |
did you loose ZuLu |
| Monty |
cya shaun m8 |
| chelsea girl |
bye Shaun |
| Chris Dunstable |
She's found a new cheap way of making
yoghourt and sour cream - she just buys a bottle of milk and
stares at it for a couple of minutes. |
| BHB KT |
graoan |
| chelsea girl |
wheres Frank? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
BYE shAUN THANKS A LOT FOR EBIGN EHRE |
| Monty |
couldnt make it chelsea |
| Bumbly Bee |
stopit chris! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
whoops |
| Chris Dunstable |
stop what ? |
| Kat1 |
bye Shaun, more jokes on M's show no
doubt unreadable on air!! |
| Paula |
two nuns in the bath, one says to the
other wheres the soap, the other said yes it does doesn't it!....hope
that wasnt bad |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
any more pledges come on we need to
make £26 million |
| Bumbly Bee |
no more gin for u! |
| Simon Davies |
A man was given the job of painting
the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day
he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following
day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he
kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any
better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint
can." |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
and we need more pledges to ehar about
Anne Widdicombe and Martyn Coote |
| Monty |
errm 26M from this chat???? |
| chelsea girl |
Rob you're wicked to Martyn!!! |
| Monty |
lol |
| Chris Dunstable |
I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing,
it's bitten her twice already.' |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
no, from the BBC, but if you're going
to doante Monty I won't stop you!!! |
| Bumbly Bee |
he loves him reely! |
| Paula |
but at least hes consistant!..lol |
| LYNNE1 |
Have you ever met MARTYN |
| Simon Davies |
have you heard about micheal jackson...
he's getting back togeather |
| Monty |
chelsea girls loaded she'll pledge a
couple of grand |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
Cooeeeeee, Hello Big Boy! |
| chelsea girl |
I've met Martyn |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Yes I have he's a lovely man |
| chelsea girl |
and he is nice |
| Kat1 |
Yes hes our fave Chelseagirl isnt he...why
does Rob pick on Martyn...we love him! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
and he likes Anne W |
| Monty |
lol hi fairy |
| BHB KT |
My mate used to be engaged to an inflatabel
Dutch girl but it was very sad.... |
| chelsea girl |
I love MARTYN TOO |
| Bumbly Bee |
hi FBQ |
| BBH Jan |
You should see his tattoos!! |
| BHB KT |
she popped her clogs! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Yes we've got his tattoos online |
| chelsea girl |
wish I could c his tattoos |
| Bumbly Bee |
Plural? |
| Monty |
lol KT |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
I hope your all saying nice things about
Roberto |
| Paula |
did you hear that peter cussing married
whoppi goldberg |
| chelsea girl |
where r the tattoos online then? |
| Paula |
shes now called whoppi cushin |
| Guest10336 |
ok only 25minutes left till the end
of the party! need to sort out my last slow dance..................
who's up for it?........... |
| LYNNE1 |
ROERTO loves people Martyn only loves
2 wheels |
| Monty |
is that you Martyn? |
| Simon Davies |
i want kat |
| chelsea girl |
Rob is great but I don't always get
chance to listen to all the show |
| Monty |
ME |
| sallie |
hi everybody |
| BHB KT |
I will Guest 10336 |
| Monty |
hi salie |
| Bumbly Bee |
Meow! |
| chelsea girl |
Hi Sallie |
| Simon Davies |
i mean litteraly but a cyber dance will
do |
| Paula |
nowt wrong with loving two wheels |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
Martyn has a nice bike but my Harley
is Pink! |
| chelsea girl |
BRB |
| Kat1 |
Hello Simon, I am here - whats up babe? |
| Bumbly Bee |
hi sallie |
| Simon Davies |
i want a dance |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Yes I'm a fan of Robs too! |
| Monty |
lol@fairy |
| Paula |
hi sallie |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Joke from Rob: A man wlaks into a pub
amd orders a drink. The rugby is on. Johnny W kicks a conversion
and the dog does a double somersault a back flip adn sings a
song. The bar man says blimey, that's a great trick. What happens
when England score a try? Man says I dunno, I've only had the
dog three years ..... |
| LYNNE1 |
ARE your clothes pink too |
| sallie |
i like the leathers tha go on 2 wheels |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
i do have a pink top i got from Gap |
| Kat1 |
Martyns bike is red and silver - I saw
it last Friday (and him of course) |
| Simon Davies |
i think rob should... |
| Bumbly Bee |
and your......gloves? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I thnk Rob's joke is the funniest so
far |
| Monty |
lol@rob |
| Monty |
good one |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
no..... |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
very topical |
| BHB KT |
creep |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
not many places do pink leather |
| LYNNE1 |
WHAT at Mursley |
| Monty |
indeed |
| Kat1 |
Yep |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Yes I agree on the joke |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
You do better then KT, something topical |
| Paula |
bloke walks in to a pub with a roll
of tarmac under his arm, the bloke says one for me and one for
the road, the landlord says im not serving him he's a cyclepath |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
Would rob like to have a ride pillion? |
| Bumbly Bee |
oooh er |
| Monty |
lol@paula |
| Monty |
i like it |
| BHB KT |
What happened to the cowboy with paper
trousers? |
| Monty |
i like it a lot |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@paula |
| Simon Davies |
I'm trying to write a book on pengiuns...
paper would be easier |
| Bumbly Bee |
me too |
| Mat N |
Where do you find a dog with no legs
? The same place you left him |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
he he SImon |
| Bumbly Bee |
lol simon |
| Simon Davies |
i thank u |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
What do you call a deer with no eyes? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| BHB KT |
He got done for rustling! |
| Simon Davies |
no i deer |
| Monty |
no idea |
| Bumbly Bee |
no eye deer |
| BBH Jan |
no eye dear |
| Simon Davies |
whoops sorry |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
yep KT |
| Simon Davies |
replef action |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
What do you call a deer with no eyes
and no legs |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| BBH Jan |
still no eye dear |
| Simon Davies |
? |
| Monty |
someone explain it |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
still no eye deer |
| Bumbly Bee |
still no idea |
| Simon Davies |
hehehe |
| Monty |
lmao |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
waht do you call a sheep with no legs? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| BBH Jan |
baaa no eye dear? |
| sallie |
middle aged woman walks into living
room naked, husband says y r u naked, she says this is my love
dress, husbans says well go and iron it then |
| Monty |
dunno |
| Bumbly Bee |
a cloud |
| Mat N |
What do you call a dog with no legs
? It doesn't matter he won't come |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
a cloud |
| Paula |
white horse walks in to a pub and says
can I have a pint please the landlord says i have a drink named
after you the horse says what eric |
| Simon Davies |
|
| Simon Davies |
did it work? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
could rob blow a kiss at the web cam
for £10 pledged? i will do a screen grab, print it, frame it
and keep it by my bed |
| Simon Davies |
damm |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@simon |
| LYNNE1 |
get the spelling right you lot |
| BHB KT |
what do you call a fly without wings? |
| chelsea girl |
Kat..you have got it bad over Martyn,
what a following he has |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| BHB KT |
A walk |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
FAiry Biker - r u Martyn Coote? |
| Bumbly Bee |
FBQ u go girl! |
| Chris Dunstable |
A young wife came home one day and found
her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck
in the light socket. The young husband was standing by the switch.
'Hello, darllng,' said the mother, 'Chris has had this marvellous
idea for curing my rheumatism.' |
| Monty |
web kiss done |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
kerching!!!!! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
well done Fairy |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
ANy advances - more pledges, more kisses
.... |
| Kat1 |
Martyn gets emails from Fairy BQ on
his show - dont think he writes em himself |
| Paula |
less sloppy next time we didnt have
time to get our umbrellas out rob |
| chelsea girl |
I pity the ladies of 3cr if M ever gets
remarried |
| Simon Davies |
what do you get from a pampered cow...
spolied milk |
| Monty |
groan |
| Simon Davies |
why do gorilas have big noses... they
have big fingers |
| Bumbly Bee |
lots of broken hearts! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Is there a MArtyn Coote fan club in
here? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
no for twenty quid will he hold a piece
of paper up to the webcam saying "Coote is Cool"? |
| chelsea girl |
yep |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Pour me anotehr drink fast!!! |
| Monty |
right ...another drink anyone???? |
| Simon Davies |
i'm sorry everyone i've got to get them
out of my system my GF won;t let me tell them at home |
| BBH Jan |
NO NO NO NO I need a gin NOW! |
| Bumbly Bee |
me please a large one |
| chelsea girl |
yes i'll have a bacardi and coke |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
u do taht SImon, we're all ears |
| Monty |
I'll have another guinness |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I'd like a pint of lager and black |
| Simon Davies |
what do you call chesse that's not yours...
nacho cheese |
| Monty |
ok ..i'll get em in |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
thanks Monty |
| Chris Dunstable |
What happens if you get scared half
to death twice? |
| chelsea girl |
cheers Monty |
| Monty |
uuurgghhh!!!! |
| Simon Davies |
I think i'm channeliing the online spirit
of frank |
| Monty |
yw chelsea |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
ANY MORE PLEDGES PLEASE |
| LYNNE1 |
COME ON FRANK WHERE ARE YOU? |
| BHB KT |
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced
bread? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Pint or bottle of Peroni |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
Rob is my big chunk of hunk & Martyn
is my little chunk of hunk! |
| Monty |
he cant get in |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
pint please |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hallo Kim |
| Paula |
treble morelike |
| Monty |
the door is not frank friendly |
| Mat N |
Doctor doctor I've just swallowed a
roll of film...........O.K we'll have to see what develops |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol MAt |
| Chris Dunstable |
Here is the best joke......John Gurney
!!! |
| BHB KT |
somebody ask frank to call the show! |
| Mat N |
LOL Chris !!!! |
| Paula |
whats got one eye twelve legs and four
tails? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
CHildren's videos are up for grabs ... |
| Monty |
doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
...pull urself together man!! |
| BBH Jan |
Martyn Coote? |
| Paula |
3 blind mice and half a kipper |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@Jan |
| Monty |
awww poor ol martyn |
| Bumbly Bee |
FBQ blow ME a kiss! |
| Chris Dunstable |
Why is there only one monopolies commission? |
| Kat |
Yes, ask Frank to ring in and speak
to us via Rob - he was wearing his school uniform an all |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
FBQ? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
puckers up...... |
| chelsea girl |
3 men 1 digs a hole another puts a tree
in it and the 3rd covers the hole in. One day there were only
2 men and one dug the hole and the other filled it in, a man
walking by asked why they were digging out a hole and filling
it in, bith men replied " the man who plants the tree is off
sick" |
| Monty |
bless him |
| Paula |
whats white and cant climb trees? |
| Simon Davies |
My horse was so late getting home...
he tiptoed into the stable. |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| Paula |
a fridge |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol loads of jokes. These are great |
| LYNNE1 |
OH you are awful but I love you all |
| Bumbly Bee |
LUVLEY! |
| Monty |
FBQ? |
| Paula |
whats white red and blue and can climb
trees |
| Arlesey Pizza |
class |
| Monty |
new one on me |
| Paula |
super fridge |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
where would you like me to blow it Bumble? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
? |
| Bumbly Bee |
over here |
| Chris Dunstable |
What was the best thing before sliced
bread? |
| Simon Davies |
I was once in a hotel so elegant hotel...
Room service has an unlisted number. |
| Paula |
whats white and wears check trousers.....rupert
the fridge |
| Monty |
omg |
| Simon Davies |
A drunk was in front of a judge. The
judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk
says "Okay, let's get started." |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
on its way sweetie |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
they're going to make a film out of
Anne Widdicombe adn Martyn Coote |
| Arlesey Pizza |
wow |
| Chris Dunstable |
Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them? |
| Bumbly Bee |
Horrer? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
it'll be a block buster |
| LYNNE1 |
AT least we know MARTYN can pull |
| Kat |
Rob stop that......dont tease our Martyn.
Some of us may get upset! |
| Paula |
will it be under horror |
| chelsea girl |
if Martyn and Anne get together there
are going to be a lot of broken hearted ladies |
| Mat N |
What is the difference between God and
a radio presenter ? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
dunno |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
there is no difference |
| Simon Davies |
My brother-in-law died. He was a karate
expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he
killed himself. |
| Paula |
oh please |
| Arlesey Pizza |
Sounds like a class film. |
| chelsea girl |
So who does Martyn pull? |
| BHB KT |
that's what the presenters say anyway |
| Kat |
At least Martyn can pull on his leather
trousers..... |
| Mat N |
God doesn't think he is a radio presenter |
| Simon Davies |
finished now |
| Monty |
lol@mat |
| chelsea girl |
ha! ha! |
| BHB KT |
LOL |
| Monty |
promis simon? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
I think i will have to send my friend
Royston the Fencer around to sort out all thes Martyn bashers! |
| Monty |
e* |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Lsia welcome onboard |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Lisa sorry |
| chelsea girl |
yes you do that Fairy Biker Queen |
| Kat |
Are you going Simon? or have you finished
as in going hom? |
| Monty |
hi lisa |
| Bumbly Bee |
ROYSTON??? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
LEts see some more pledges |
| chelsea girl |
Hi Lisa |
| LYNNE1 |
lisa riley would be good for MARTYN |
| Simon Davies |
I'm going to stop telling awful jokes |
| chelsea girl |
or Dawn French |
| Monty |
I cant see lisa |
| Paula |
I will pledge £5 as im broke |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
yes he does not like being called Roy |
| Lisa Holwell |
my computer crashed,but i have another
joke! |
| Monty |
just have to take ur word |
| Bumbly Bee |
nor would i |
| Kat |
Lets go and get another drink then if
you have finished your jokes! |
| Bumbly Bee |
its not my name |
| chelsea girl |
where's Martyn he should be defending
himself |
| Chris Dunstable |
There was a man who painted rabbits
all over his bald head. He claimed they looked like hares from
a distance. |
| BBH Jan |
Ian Pearce is with us... he says "Hello" |
| Monty |
|
| Simon Davies |
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears."...
"Don't answer!" |
| Chris Dunstable |
Hi Pearcy |
| Bumbly Bee |
hello ian |
| chelsea girl |
It's thirsty work here |
| Kat |
Hi Ian! |
| Mat N |
Hello Ian |
| Arlesey Pizza |
HI IAN |
| LYNNE1 |
no he should not he gets enough air
time |
| Paula |
what do you call a man with a pile of
leaves on his head.....russel |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
Martyn is my little chunk of hunk |
| BBH Jan |
He's overwhelmed!!! |
| Simon Davies |
i'm naked rob... just thought i'd throw
that in |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
but this is the chubby chaser hour! |
| sallie |
hi ian |
| Bumbly Bee |
URGHH |
| Monty |
put ur kit on simon |
| Paula |
was that knackered simon....lol |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
any pledges for ROb to take off his
shirt? |
| Monty |
its not a pretty sight |
| BHB KT |
NO |
| BBH Jan |
No - to keep it on!!! |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
i will buy it! |
| Simon Davies |
any pledes for rob to keep it on |
| Kat |
No - it would be worse than Justins
efforts earlier in the year - please dont! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
any pledges for Rob to put more clothes
on? |
| sallie |
not likely |
| Paula |
what do you call a woman laying on a
piece of bread.....Marg |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
get them off |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
He could speak Italian to you for a
pledge |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
on the web cam |
| BBH Jan |
you could always swap clothes.. |
| Arlesey Pizza |
£5 FOR Rob to take off his shirt! |
| Chris Dunstable |
Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria! |
| Bumbly Bee |
calmdown FBQ |
| BBH Jan |
I'll give a fiver for Rob to put on
Kath's top! |
| Monty |
wot do u call a girl between 2 goal
posts? ...Annet!!! |
| Kat |
if you say something in Italian...I
come over all unnecessary....for a fiver! |
| Monty |
lol Kat |
| BBH Jan |
Spaghetti bolognese |
| Kat |
ROB - did you see that? |
| Simon Davies |
£100 if kat takes her top... no maybe
not |
| Bumbly Bee |
so will FBQ |
| Monty |
lmao Jan |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
£50 for him to talk to Julie Reinger
in his boxers! |
| BBH Jan |
Ian says he'll give a fiver if Rob gives
out the phone number in Italian |
| Monty |
we should do this more often |
| Lisa Holwell |
A family of potatoes send their daughters
off to find husbands,the first comes back saying shes marrying
a king edward.theparents are pleased she is marrying royalty.The
2nd comes back to say shes marrying a jersey royal.Again the
parents are pleased shes marrying royalty.The 3rd comes back
to say she is marrying John Motson!!Oh,no,say her parents,you
cant marry him-he's only a common tata!!! |
| Simon Davies |
i didn't say |
| BHB KT |
that's what they all say! |
| Bumbly Bee |
yes we should |
| Chris Dunstable |
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings
for my wife. Storekeeper: Sheer? Customer: No, she's at home. |
| Paula |
a ice cream seller has been found dead
in his van, he had a cone in each ear a flake up his nose, strawberry
sauce and 100& 1000 all over him ....they think he topped himself |
| Simon Davies |
£250? bargin |
| BBC Moderator |
I hate to have to point this out, but
I'm fairly sure it's against the rules of BBC chat rooms for
people to be naked! |
| LYNNE1 |
YES this has been great fun but where
is FRANK |
| Simon Davies |
I think franks paying |
| Kat |
Oh Rob ...you will get a cold in your....... |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
is that Norton Commando Rob? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
great bike! |
| Bumbly Bee |
NOOOOO! |
| Monty |
I can hear frank knocking on the door |
| Paula |
i got a triumph fairy |
| Bumbly Bee |
me too! |
| Monty |
are they japanese? |
| Simon Davies |
who's naked? apart from me? |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
If i where straight paula you would
be my triumph |
| Paula |
we call her jemima |
| LYNNE1 |
FRANK you are here aren't u |
| Bumbly Bee |
not me |
| Paula |
i doubt that now |
| Kat |
Lynne, Frank couldnt make it (lol) |
| Chris Dunstable |
There was me and my brother, in this
cottage in the country, all on our own in the dead of night.
My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an
owl.'I said, 'You probably did. I stepped on the dog's paw.' |
| sallie |
iwill be soon simon |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
:)) |
| Simon Davies |
sallie my kinda girl |
| Paula |
my sister in law looks like bella tweeny |
| Monty |
I'm sure Frank is here in disguise |
| Simon Davies |
i hope a girl anyway |
| Bumbly Bee |
quick the side bandages |
| Kat |
I dont mean that in a nasty way, I miss
him...... |
| Chris Dunstable |
Can Rob cut hair as good as his dad
used too ? |
| Lisa Holwell |
why did Tigger stick his head down the
loo? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
five more minutes |
| Monty |
? |
| Arlesey Pizza |
I would like to hear Terry Wogan Sing. |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
get some more jokes going!!!! |
| Paula |
see the problem with rob is hes got
no sense of humour....lol just kidding |
| Lisa Holwell |
He was looking for Pooh! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@Paula |
| BBH Jan |
all together now in the Floral Dance... |
| Monty |
lol |
| joan |
Hi just arrived, sorry to be late, have
I missed much |
| Simon Davies |
here goes 5 minutes straight |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Hi Joan lovely to see you |
| Bumbly Bee |
yes |
| Monty |
loads joan but welcome |
| chelsea girl |
Hi Joan |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
has everyone enjoyed this?? |
| sallie |
i wouln' three counties |
| LYNNE1 |
JOAN you have missed loads lol |
| chelsea girl |
yes it's been great |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
It's been very fast |
| Kat |
A man went to the doctor and said I
feel like I am a teepee and a wigwam, and the doctor says you
are obviously too tense (kind permission of Martyn, thanks babe!), |
| Paula |
yeh this is brilliant please please
do it again |
| Monty |
yes ..a bit short tho |
| Mat N |
Got any good jokes , Joan? |
| sallie |
absolutely fab |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
excellent Kat |
| chelsea girl |
it has been fast a bit difficult to
keep up with everything |
| LYNNE1 |
YES YES YES please do this again |
| Monty |
can we have a regular slot? |
| Kat |
Its Martyns joke - tell Rob to thank
him and not be nasty to him |
| BBH Jan |
So who's won the prize for the best
joke then? |
| Monty |
PLEASE!!! |
| Monty |
??? |
| Chris Dunstable |
This nurse was learning first aid. The
sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an
accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd
do?'The nurse said. 'Faint.' |
| chelsea girl |
yes a regular slot would be great |
| Lisa Holwell |
definately repeat this! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
we will have to review all the jokes
an announce the winner a little later I think |
| Bumbly Bee |
more please |
| chelsea girl |
great jokes |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
I see police found class A drugs in
Michael Jackson living room, Class B drugs in his kitchen and
class5C in his bedroom |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Yo Molly Dolly |
| Simon Davies |
erm... |
| Kat |
Ooohh hasnt the time flown by? Thanks
for this brilliant chat room - can we do it more often? |
| chelsea girl |
naughty naughty BFQ |
| Monty |
PLEASE??? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Glad you're all enjoying it |
| Chris Dunstable |
I was at the L&D earlier all the nurses
have dressed up as patients ! |
| Molly Dolly |
Hi everyone |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
is taht true? |
| chelsea girl |
its brill |
| joan |
Sorry I've missed so much but been visiting
a 93 year old and she does not have a radio, thought I could
not let her down just to enjoy myself. Hopefully I will join
you on the message board soon. Ilove reading it but have not
thought of anything interesting to write about. |
| Monty |
give us 10 more minutes |
| Bumbly Bee |
wicked FBQ |
| BHB KT |
I think we should put all the jokes
up on the site! |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
good for you Molly |
| Chris Dunstable |
It has been cool |
| chelsea girl |
yrs lets |
| Monty |
I still have 4 pints of guinness left
lol |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
i know bumbles |
| Paula |
all at powegen have dressed up as schoolgirls
thank god im off work |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
YEs we'll oput all the jokes up |
| BHB KT |
down in 4 then! |
| Mat N |
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?........D'yathinkesaurus |
| chelsea girl |
i don't like guiness |
| Simon Davies |
monthy you have to share |
| Bumbly Bee |
i do |
| LYNNE1 |
GREAT that the lady had you for company
JOAN |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
yeah you can get bored of dressing up
as a schoolgirla t work AND at home |
| Bumbly Bee |
hahaha |
| Paula |
awwww |
| BBH Jan |
my gin's arrived at last.... we really
enjoyed the party and look forward to coming back again soon...
byeee |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
i know the one abot the lesbian dinosaur,
but we wont go there! |
| Monty |
oh ok simon ..ita a bit strong 4 u tho
m8 |
| Molly Dolly |
I didn,t realise Rob was so handsome....swoon |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
FBQ!!! |
| Bumbly Bee |
good |
| Mat N |
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur's
dog ?......D'yathinkesaurus Rex |
| Simon Davies |
true... best stay on the coke |
| Paula |
does that include rob then or is that
rob...lol |
| chelsea girl |
i have to drink bacardi with coke |
| Bumbly Bee |
bye all! |
| LYNNE1 |
ROBERTO is a super stud |
| chelsea girl |
bye bb |
| Monty |
we know chelsea |
| Monty |
lol |
| Chris Dunstable |
Just about to get into my Surgeons outfit
for my fancy dress 30th at the Houghton Centre wish me luck
it may be a tricky operation ! |
| Paula |
bye bb |
| Fairy BikerQueen |
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sweeties! |
| Kat |
Time for me to depart now so bye Simon
Monty, Chelseagirl ...see you all on the board xx |
| Lisa Holwell |
bye everyone |
| Mat N |
Bye Bumbly Bee |
| Monty |
its compulsory in your religion |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
good luck Chris!! |
| chelsea girl |
c u later Kat |
| sallie |
bye everyone |
| Chris Dunstable |
ta |
| chelsea girl |
bye Sallie |
| BBH Jan |
Arriva deci |
| BHB KT |
is it over to the message board then? |
| Monty |
bye Kat |
| BBH Jan |
Bon soir |
| Guest10336 |
hello |
| Monty |
yep ok , i'll be there |
| BBH Jan |
Au Revoir |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
ROb asys he'll announce the winners
of the jokes at 5.45pm |
| Paula |
what do you call a deaf lion |
| Guest10336 |
wheres everyone going |
| Chris Dunstable |
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic
with the Titanic? .....About half way. |
| Simon Davies |
bye kat (* kiss *) |
| Simon Davies |
bye everyopne |
| LYNNE1 |
HAVE a great night all of you |
| chelsea girl |
we will get cut off soon so I'll say
aurevoi |
| Paula |
anything you want he cant hear you |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
it doesn't matter, he can't hear you. |
| Monty |
|
| Kat |
Kiss for you too Simon xx |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
i knew it was you Malc |
| Monty |
awwww |
| Guest10336 |
here we go |
| Kat |
and you Malc....xx |
| Guest10336 |
5 |
| Guest10336 |
4 |
| Guest10336 |
3 |
| chelsea girl |
bye |
| Guest10336 |
2 |
| Monty |
wot gave me away??? |
| Guest10336 |
1 |
| Chris Dunstable |
see you all in network54.com/Hide/Chat/99607 |
| Guest10336 |
.................................................... |
| Monty |
byeeee |
| LYNNE1 |
BIG KISS FOR ME TOO |
| Guest10336 |
we survived |
| BHB KT |
beeep beep |
| Monty |
xxxxx |
| Guest10336 |
were alive |
| Monty |
hello? |
| Arlesey Pizza1 |
hi |
| Paula |
is there a forum on here or a chat room
you go to |
| Monty |
aha?!! |
| wow |
hi every 1 how old r we all |
| BHB KT |
still here! |
| BBH Jan |
im still here.. can't find my coat |
| Mat N |
Is anybody out there ? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
yes me |
| Monty |
forum Paula |
| BHB KT |
yes! |
| Molly Dolly |
me too |
| Paula |
aha may join |
| Monty |
whos nicked me guinness? |
| Chris Dunstable |
see you all in ......network54.com/Hide/Chat/99607 |
| BHB KT |
who's nicked my shoes? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Any more pledges please??? |
| BBH Jan |
I'll have another gin then.. |
| Mat N |
How do you get out of here ? |
| wow |
im only 14 |
| Guest10336 |
im 22 and male but i cant tell you where
i live or i get kicked out................ ok its sopmewhere
in beds herts and bucks |
| Bumbly Bee |
still here! |
| joan |
is this still working or has everyone
gone now that I got here, did I upset everyone |
| Monty |
eh |
| Chris Dunstable |
sorry |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
No Joan it was only an hour long I'm
afraid |
| LYNNE1 |
no joan still here |
| BBH Jan |
keep going... |
| Bumbly Bee |
ok |
| wow |
if i say im from exeter do i get kicked
out? |
| Monty |
what's happening? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
we have 3 more minutes so say your goodbyes,
and get your coats |
| Paula |
is it closing then |
| Monty |
no |
| Guest10336 |
if we all close our eyes and wish we
can keep it open for aslong as we all believe in faires |
| BHB KT |
just keep going |
| Monty |
course not wow |
| Bumbly Bee |
noooo |
| Chris Dunstable |
how will Rob let the winner know ?? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
ahh guest that's lovely |
| wow |
im 14/m/uk |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
we will definitely try adn do something
like this again |
| Paula |
ahhh ok well im off then say bye to
rob and tell him to keep up the good work he makes me chuckle |
| joan |
Thanks for the welcome hello and goodbye |
| BBH Jan |
Any suggestions what to do in three
minutes??? |
| Monty |
did we ask? |
| Molly Dolly |
hope you all have a wonderful christmas
nice meeting you all |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
JAN!!! |
| Bumbly Bee |
more drinkies? |
| LYNNE1 |
if i said you had a beautiful body would
you hold it against me |
| wow |
hav a quike |
| wow |
yes |
| Chris Dunstable |
? |
| wow |
no |
| Mat N |
What is a quike ? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Wow, rememebr this is a BBC chatroom |
| wow |
dunno |
| sallie |
bye rob |
| Paula |
nice meeting you all |
| BBH Jan |
what about the other two minutes? |
| Monty |
LYNNE??? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lol@Jan |
| Guest10336 |
rob i think the girl to your left in
the studio is much sexier than the girl with her back to us
in the newsroom.................................... |
| Monty |
are you frank?? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
ahh lovely guest |
| Chris Dunstable |
any wanna meet in my chatroom ?? |
| Guest10336 |
no |
| BBC Moderator |
Chris... |
| Guest10336 |
its rubbish |
| BBH Jan |
you won't be saying that later. |
| Bumbly Bee |
no |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
no Chris, we cna't post any urls please |
| Monty |
where is it? |
| Chris Dunstable |
ok |
| BHB KT |
no I'm not frank - I'm a bit cagey! |
| joan |
Brillant show, good luck to everyone
involved with Children in Need# |
| Arlesey Pizza1 |
Cheers everyone, I hope loads is raised
tonight and have a good evening :) |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
right noe more minute |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
kisses, and carriages |
| Chris Dunstable |
If I email it in can you pass it to
people if interested >> |
| wow |
hope cin gets loads of money |
| BBC Moderator |
There are some other chat rooms tonight
- see bbc.co.uk/communicate for details |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
hope you've all doanted, it's VERY important |
| Monty |
don't forget to donate ur pledges everyone! |
| LYNNE1 |
£29 million tonight everyone |
| Molly Dolly |
Kevin I love you |
| wow |
49 million |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Watch the lovely Shane Ritchie on TV
later |
| BBH Jan |
I'm off to see terry Wogan now then... |
| Monty |
I'll go on the way out Rob |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
lucky old Kevin |
| Arlesey Pizza1 |
He's a * |
| BHB KT |
OOh yes - and young dennis |
| Monty |
he's not on till 7 is he? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
right off you all go now guests .... |
| Monty |
awwww |
| Monty |
:o/ |
| BHB KT |
you'll have to throw me out |
| Guest10336 |
i will give £100 000 if katy will marry
me! |
| sallie |
byeeeee |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
I'll kiss youe ach on your cheeka s
u go |
| BBH Jan |
I 'm his make up person don't you know... |
| Monty |
;o( |
| LYNNE1 |
NIGHT sweet dreams |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
Katy??? |
| BHB KT |
OK guest |
| Molly Dolly |
bye bye kisses all round |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
who is the guest? |
| BHB KT |
kerching |
| Bumbly Bee |
thanx3CR |
| Guest10336 |
which cheeks? |
| Chris Dunstable |
laterzzzzzzzz |
| BBH Jan |
all of them |
| Monty |
thanx for the party |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
time to go I think |
| Chris Dunstable |
Have a good weekend all |
| Monty |
can we get some new forum members here? |
| ThreeCounties Studio |
this is the end now xxxxx |
| BBH Jan |
I've found my coat now... thanks !!! |
| BBC Moderator |
Oops, looks like the cleaners need to
come through... |
| LYNNE1 |
SOB SOB |
| Monty |
byeeeeee |
| Arlesey Pizza1 |
X to all |
| Monty |
xxxx |
| BBC Moderator |
Goodnight everyone - thanks for coming. |
| BBC Moderator |
See you all on the message board! |
| BBC Moderator |
:-) |
For
Children In Need, we opened a special fund-raising chatroom to raise
money. We had 79 guests and made some dosh for a worthy cause.
