I wish to be a member of the glitterati,
I need promotion from the shiterati.
Invites to trendy do's
Hanging out, with you know whos.
Kissing hands with all my fans,
polite exchanges on future plans.
Membership of the country club,
Friendly greetings in all the pubs,
consultation on important opinions,
Far above the various minions.
What an elevated position for me,
I feel like I'm up a tree
Better not fall out.