Steve Hermon
BBC WM commentator

"They've lost their heads here the Allstars."

It's 4-0 now. Danny Webber helping out still.

"Special mention to the physio. To get Michael Vaughan back on the pitch - amazing recovery," says Michael Brown in the commentary box.

And Vaughan can be heard to say: "We'll take 2-0!"

"These boys should be better than that. Professional sportspeople making excuses," adds Brown.

They've also got their number seven down on the teamsheet as 'Kevin de Bruyne' - but we're pretty sure it's NOT the real one.

2-0 to Polo already though.

Polo Toure are next up to face the Allstars and they look to have youth on their side.

Sam Cooper quickly puts them ahead.

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The Manchester University cheerleaders are back - but they've made sure they've grabbed a picture with Harry Judd during the last game.

And it's Webber who's made the difference as it finishes 2-1 to Canvey Island.

Former referee Phil Dowd is playing for the Allstars by the way, showing some nice touches.

But Webber steps it up to draw Canvey Island level.

But Rachel Yankey makes it 1-0 and 51-44 to the Allstars with a first-time effort back across the goalkeeper into the far corner.

Still stalemate - the longest we've gone into a game without seeing a goal.

Michael Brown, still in the commentary box, is not impressed with the Allstars in this match:

"And Savage goes down. The ladies have too much for them."

...followed by...

"Vaughan gets pushed off the ball far too easily. He's got to work on his core strength!"

They've got another former professional - Danny Webber - as their celebrity guest.

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It's Canvey Island Ladies, who played in the Adult Females category of the FA People's Cup, are up next.

McGuiness looks suspicious initially at the smoothie but dutifully finishes it.

Wicks meanwhile has donned the referee's jacket and will take charge of the next match.

It's time to make sure the celebrities are all well-fuelled.

So who else to bring on than fitness coach Joe Wicks, who dishes out some smoothies.

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And it's finished 3-2 to the Allstars.

McGuiness had a quiet game and looks to be blaming cramp!

The two teams pose for the post-match pictures.

Savage is back on the scoresheet though. His first effort is blocked by the Grimsby goalkeeper's feet but the former Wales international taps the rebound into the net.

3-1

Steve Hermon
BBC WM commentator

"Paddy McGuiness has been talking more than playing."

He's certainly orchestrating proceedings with numerous outbursts when it goes quiet.

Joining Grimsby is Phoenix Nights and Take Me Out (and much more) star Paddy McGuiness.

He's already helped out getting the nation warmed up for this year's Sport Relief, which you can see (and find out what he's doing below) here.

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We've just past the four-hour mark on the pitch and here's someone to bring a new dimension - and plenty of banter - to the proceedings.