Drinks - Last orders
Colin, trying to impress the locals, offers to buy a round in the pub. The orders come in fast, how's he supposed to understand this lot?

What do you want?	Beth wyt ti moyn?
Cup of tea	Disgled o de
Cup of coffee	Disgled o goffi
Milk jug	Jwg o laeth
Sugar bowl	Powlen siwgr
Glass of water	Gwydraid o ddŵr
Glass of orange juice with ice	Gwydraid o sudd oren 'da iâ
Glass of orange juice with no ice	Gwydraid o sudd oren heb iâ
Pint of beer	Peint o gwrw
Half a pint of lager	Hanner peint o lager
Red wine	Gwin coch
White wine	Gwin gwyn
Double whisky no ice	Wisgi dwbl heb iâ
Single whisky with ice	Wisgi sengl 'da iâ
Vodka with lemon	Fodca 'da lemwn
Vodka with lime	Fodca 'da leim
Thanks	Diolch
Cheers	Iechyd da

White coffee	Coffi gwyn
Two cups of white coffee	Dwy ddisgled o goffi gwyn
Black coffee	Coffi du
Two cups of black coffee	Dwy ddisgled o goffi du
White tea	Te gwyn
Two cups of white tea	Dwy ddisgled o de gwyn
Black tea	Te du
Two cups of black tea	Dwy ddisgled o de du
Glass of water	Gwydraid o ddŵr
Two glasses of water	Dau wydraid o ddŵr
Glass of orange juice with ice	Gwydraid o sudd oren 'da iâ
Two glasses of orange juice with ice	Dau wydraid o sudd oren 'da iâ
Glass of orange juice without ice	Gwydraid o sudd oren heb iâ
Two glasses of orange juice without ice	Dau wydraid o sudd oren heb iâ
Pint of beer	Peint o gwrw
Two pints of beer	Dau beint o gwrw
Half a pint of lager	Hanner peint o lager
Two half pints of lager	Dau hanner peint o lager
Red wine	Gwin coch
Two red wines	Dau win coch
White wine	Gwin gwyn
Two white wines	Dau win gwyn
Double whisky	Wisgi dwbl
Two double whiskies	Dau wisgi dwbl
Single whisky with ice	Wisgi sengl 'da iâ
Two single whiskies with ice	Dau wisgi sengl 'da iâ
Vodka with lemonade	Fodca 'da lemonêd
Two vodkas with lemonade	Dau fodca 'da lemonêd
Vodka with lime	Fodca 'da leim
Two vodkas with lime	Dau fodca 'da leim

Lots of drinks sound the same in Welsh - lager, fodca, jin, tsinsano and so on (though they may be spelt the Welsh way!)