4. You Can't Interfere with Wildlife

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Today Lindsey attends Nutty Sue’s Hen Party. The ladies take things too far resulting in a number of injured strippers, a pensioner getting arrested, and losing the bride to be on a revolving dance floor. The night ends with a cold serving of cheesy chips and a shocking discovery. Welcome to the life of the most beautiful princess in all of Birmingham and its surrounding areas. This week Lindsey Santoro has started a diary. But she’s not 13 years old daydreaming about her latest crush and sleepover plans. She’s a 37-year-old no-nonsense Brummie whose days are more likely to involve thrush cream and a bargy with a bus driver. You are cordially invited to step into her world and learn lessons from her lively life. Producer: Sasha Bobak Production Coordinator: Katie Baum Script Editor: Ruth Husko Executive Producer: Pete Strauss A BBC Studios Audio Production for Radio 4.