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| Breakfast | Bracaist |
| Bacon | Hama |
| Egg | Ugh |
| Beans | Pònairean |
| Toast | Tost |
| Porridge | Brochan |
| Sausages | Isbeanan |
| Black pudding | Marag dhubh |
| Mushrooms | Balgan-buachair |
| Tinned beans | Pònairean canastair |
| Milk | Bainne |
| Bacon and egg | Hama agus ugh |
| Beans and toast | Pònairean agus tost |
| Sausages and egg | Isbeanan agus ugh |
| Sausage and black pudding | Isbean agus marag dhubh |
| Porridge and milk | Brochan agus bainne |
| Sausages, egg and beans | Isbeanan, ugh agus pònairean |
| Black pudding, mushrooms and sausages | Marag dhubh, balgan-buachair agus isbeanan |
| Mushrooms, beans and bacon | Balgan-buachair, pònairean agus hama |
| Tinned beans on toast | Pònairean canastair air tost |
| Toast, bacon and beans | Tost, hama agus pònairean |
| Lunch | Lòn |
| Sandwich | Ceapaire |
| Ham sandwich | Ceapaire le hama |
| Cheese sandwich | Ceapaire le càise |
| Egg sandwich | Ceapaire le ugh |
| Pie | Paidh |
| Chips | Sliseagan |
| Chocolate | Teoclaid |
| Soup | Brot |
| Apple | Ubhal |
| Orange | Orainds |
| Soup and Sandwich | Brot agus ceapaire |
| Ham sandwich and Egg sandwich | Ceapaire le hama agus ceapaire le ugh |
| Cheese sandwich and chips | Ceapaire le càise agus sliseagan |
| Egg sandwich and apple | Ceapaire le ugh agus ubhal |
| Pie and chips | Paidh agus sliseagan |
| Chips and an apple | Sliseagan agus ubhal |
| Chocolate and chips | Teoclaid agus sliseagan |
| Soup, ham sandwich and chips | Brot, ceapaire le hama agus sliseagan |
| An apple and an orange | Ubhal agus orainds |
| Egg sandwich, cheese sandwich and chips | Ceapaire le ugh, ceapaire le càise agus sliseagan |
| Tea | Teatha |
| Fish | Iasg |
| Potatoes | Buntàta |
| Peas | Peasraichean |
| Meat | Feòil |
| Lamb | Feòil uain |
| Pork | Feòil muice |
| Carrots | Currain |
| Curry | Coiridh |
| Salad | Sailead |
| Chicken | Cearc |
| Fish and potatoes | Iasg agus buntàta |
| Potatoes and peas | Buntàta agus peasraichean |
| Peas and lamb | Peasraichean agus feòil uain |
| Meat and salad | Feòil agus sailead |
| Lamb and carrots | Feòil uain agus currain |
| Pork and potatoes | Feòil muice agus buntàta |
| Carrots and curry | Currain agus coiridh |
| Curry and salad | Coiridh agus sailead |
| Salad and fish | Sailead agus iasg |
| Chicken and potatoes and carrots | Cearc agus buntàta agus currain |
| Thank you | Tapadh leat |
| Delicious | Blasta |
| Yuck | Ìa |
PORRIDGE: In addition to brochan, lite is also a commonly used word for porridge.
