Speak Greek and pull all week!

Off to Greece on your hols and need a bit of help with the lingo?

Get Chappers' '100% guaranteed' chat up lines and you'll be pulling in Greek for the rest of the week.

He's recorded some Greek chat up lines which you can download for free onto your computer.

Stick 'em on your phone if you like. Then, when the moment arrives and you need to go in for the kill, an opening line is a simple push of a button away.

Right click on the links below and select Save Target As. Then save the mp3 files on your computer.

I'm Mr Perfect, someone told me you were looking for me!

Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche!

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back in 15 minutes?

When I saw you I passed out, fell and injured myself. You caused the accident and we need to exchange details!

Hi, do you want to go out with me? I make more money than you could possibly spend!

How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in the room?

I hope you have a driving licence because you are driving me... crazy!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

My friend wants to know if you fancy me?

If by any remote chance you do get lucky using any of the above then remember: Strap it up before you slap it up

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