#562 - The Riff Ripcord, No Joy in a Tesco and Loyal As 10,000 Dogs

John has shaken up the show at a big meeting in Elis’s absence. He should be prepared. In the meantime, comedy fans have been getting the true Elis James stand up experience: Having your joggers called s*** and then introducing Chris McCausland. Get ready Albert Hall. Maybe the mojo does need to return.

Plus, the words reaping and sowing once again come to mind, as Buckinghamshire’s most hubristic man sees the warning light chickens come home to roost.

Also, John has a frequent male escort and a new friend. They are not the same.

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