TCV: Tuchel goes swimming, ‘Bonjaman’ & Man City guilty

John Murray & Ali Bruce-Ball are joined by Conor McNamara to chat commentator life. Hear from Jordan Pickford & Thomas Tuchel. Catch archive commentary of Conor doing an England game as well as the guys favourite goals they’ve commentated on. And who will take the point in an England-themed Clash of the Commentators? Glossary suggestions and messages welcome on WhatsApp to 08000 289 369 & emails to TCV@bbc.co.uk

02:00 John is in Croatia!
04:55 Thomas Tuchel sunning himself!
09:20 Jordan Pickford on not being picked…
14:00 Hear Conor’s 2008 England comms!
17:25 Ali on WSL commentary…
19:40 Best goals commentated on?
25:50 Commentating as 11-year-olds…
34:20 What punishment should Man City get?
40:00 Clash of the Commentators,
48:30 Great Glossary of Football Commentary.

5 Live / BBC Sounds commentaries:
Sat 1700 Croatia v ENGLAND,
Sun 1400 Spurs v London City Lionesses in WSL,
Sun 1630 Man City v Arsenal in WSL,
Tue 1945 ENGLAND v Czech Republic.

Great Glossary of Football Commentary:
DIVISION ONE
50p head
Agricultural challenge,
Back of the net,
Back to square one,
Backside and elbows,
The Beautiful Game,
Booked,
Bosman,
Bullet header,
Buying a penalty,
Caretaker manager,
Channel of joy,
Checked and cleared,
Coupon buster,
Cruyff Turn,
Cultured/educated left foot,
Dead-ball specialist,
Draught excluder,
Elastico/flip-flap,
False nine,
Fox in the box,
Giving the goalkeeper the eyes,
Gone to ground,
Grub hunter,
Head like a biscuit tin,
Head like a sheriff’s badge,
Head tennis,
Hibs it,
In a good moment,
In behind,
Lollipop,
Magic of the FA Cup,
The Maradona,
Need one to get in off their backside,
Off their line,
Olimpico,
Onion bag,
Panenka,
Parachute payment,
Park the bus,
Perfect hat-trick,
Postage stamp,
Put his cap on it,
Rabona,
Roy of the Rovers stuff,
Schmeichel-style,
Scorpion kick,
Spursy,
Stick it in the mixer,
Sweeper keeper,
Taking it to the corner flag,
Target man,
Tiki-taka,
Towering header,
Trivela,
UEFA penalty,
Where the kookaburra sleeps,
Where the owl sleeps,
Where the spiders sleep,
You could have two goalkeepers in there and they still wouldn’t have saved it.