You can make anything sound a bit ooh-er missus if you try...

Ten building and building materials double entendres...
1. Let's get hammering.
2. You're like a vice you are
3. I measured it, it's 12 inches
4. Show me your tool box
5. My downspout's leaking
6. It's dripping
7. u bend
8. You could do with a bit of silicone
9. Can I put my wood in there?
10. That looks like a powerful tool

Snooker double entendres...
Train double entendres...
Cricket double entendres...
Fishing double entendres...
Snooker double entendres...
Car double entendres...
Gardening double entendres...

Send in a your double entendres...

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