Ludicrous lists

Life as a teenager

1. Your position with your mates group was determined by how late you went to the cinema on Saturday nights.
2. Sega Mega Drive was THE only console to own.
3. 10 Regal cost 99p. But you could double your profits by selling them individually on the bus home.
4. Ebaneezer Goode by The Shamen was the coolist song in the world.
5. You really fancied every 5th year girl you saw at school.
6. Dance music was sooooo much better back then.
7. Rizlas were mega cool cause of their name.
8. Laughing until you wet yourself at the BBCs attempts to 'educate' the young about the dangers of drugs. Only because you knew more than them.
9. Fancying your Year 10 English teacher Mrs. Tollitt.
10. Your love affair with super strongbow cider