He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle (1991)

At The Nag's Head, Raquel notices that Rodney's finger is bleeding after cleaning Del's car but Boycie denies all responsibility.

Raquel Your finger's bleeding, Rodney.
Rodney Yeah, that happened when me hand went straight through the bodywork! I'm bleeding, see! There's blood! Oh yeah. Mike, you got a plaster?
Del Oi, what d'you mean your hand went through straight through the bodywork?
Rodney There's a big rust hole in the wing. Boycie's blokes had stuffed it full of newspapers and body-filler and sprayed over it.
Boycie That's slanderous, Rodney. That must have happened before I took possession of the vehicle!
Rodney They were yesterday's newspapers!

Sent in by Ed Thomas