The Class of '62 (1991)

Del, Rodney, Denzil, Boycie and Mike are all upstairs in The Nag's Head wondering who organised the school reunion when Trigger walks in.

Del, Boycie and Denzil Trigger!
Trigger Alright.
Del Wait a minute. Maybe Trigger organised this!
Boycie Oh turn it up, Del Boy. Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque.
Trigger I got lost on me way here.
Denzil How could you get lost? You've been coming to this pub since you were 16!
Trigger No I found the pub alright. I meant I couldn't find this room. (To Mike) I've been in your dance hall for the last hour.
Mike But all the lights are out!
Trigger I know.
Boycie You've been standing in the dark for an hour?
Trigger Yeah I thought we were all gonna jump out and surprise someone.
Mike But there was no one else in there.
Trigger But I didn't know that, did I? The lights were out. How you going, Dave?

Sent in by Stu Dolan