The Chance Of A Lunchtime (1991)

Rodney and Albert are a little confused with Del's maths skills.

Del How many people can you see standing there?
(Albert and Rodney look at each other)
Albert Well... one.
Del I can see - two.
(Del and Raquel smile lovingly at each other and embrace)
Rodney You know what that means, Albert?
Albert No.
Rodney Well, either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed.

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