The Blair Witch Project - Art, Beth and Jones decide to make a film in the local park, but they soon get lost in the park, and begin to imagine they hear things. Art tells a story about a crazy tramp who is known to wander the park, picking off lost park-goers, by hasseling them with the Big Issue and ranting in a drunken state. They get split up during the night, leaving Beth with the video camera. Jones and Art head to a shed, where they wait. Beth arrives soon after, very scared opens the door, and as in the real film, sees a man (Art) standing in the corner, but in this he is just going to the toilet, Jones shocked by her entrance smacks her in the face and she falls unconsicious. Fast foward to all 3 in flat, Beth with ice pack, Jones saying he is so sorry, and Art beginning an inner monologue about a horror, three friends, trying to make a documentory, about someone or something that roams the woods, and how it all goes terribly wrong.

Sent by Anatole Gadsby