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Last Updated: Wednesday, 18 July 2007, 10:10 GMT 11:10 UK
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Fantasy Facebook: Ken Clarke
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KEN CLARKE
Networks: Conservatives, Rushcliffe
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Ken is the thinking man's lager lout
What would you like to do to Ken?
Poke Ken  24.10%
Hug Ken  45.32%
Karate Chop Ken  30.58%
278 of you have done something to Ken.
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- Has been smoking cigars long before the smoking ban was a twinkle in the state's eye
- Douglas Hurd described him as "[t]he kind of politician who will cross a road in order to get into a fight"
- Quote: "I shan't lose my paunch. I like my relaxed lifestyle. I like food. Because of my relaxed lifestyle I haven't suffered from the stress my colleagues do. I seem able to outlast them all!"
- Fan of Louis Armstrong, Dizzy Gillespie, Oscar Peterson, Thelonious Monk and Stephane Grappelli
Other social networking services are available. Karate chopping should only be done as a metaphor and real-life violence against politicians is to be abhorred.
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