In a special edition from the Hay Festival, Newsnight Review discussed A Million Little Pieces by James Frey.
(Edited highlights of the panel's review taken from the teletext subtitles that are generated live for Newsnight Review.)
BILL BUFORD:
This book is very special.
I did a random sampling of recurrent
phrases, perfectly statically valid. I did
another ten pages, then divided it by the
number of pages to get the number of
phrases per page.
I discovered some things which I want to
share. On average, the word "vomit" is
used 1,022 times. The word "blood" is
used 573 times. The Hemingway use of
"and" like "I was thirsty and I got up and
I had water and it was cold, and it was
good, and I wasn't thirsty. The word "and
occurs 5,623 times, an average of 16.8
times per page. The omnipresent "I" is
used a staggeringly 65,353 times.
WARK:
But did you like it?
BILL BUFORD:
This book is really tedious! This is an
affluent kid from Cleveland, from the
suburbs, with good parents, who love him
dearly, and he does drugs. This is this
year's detox book. Oh, there's something
else I discovered. In the Tatler they have
rehab during your gap year. Rehab is
really cool. Last year, it was Rick Moody.
Before that it was Rosy Boycott. It is this
year's detox book. Ergh!
RACHEL HOLMES:
There is a lot of vomit and hugging. Word
on word, there is more hugging...
BILL BUFORD:
But hugging is more revolting.
RACHEL HOLMES:
But it presents itself as a confessional
memoir. It is a thinly disguised self-help
life coaching book that is deeply sentimental.
KIRSTY WARK:
Oh, but hang on, he didn't go through all this!
GERMAIN GREER:
Oh, no he didn't! This is a memoir, not a
novel. But it is intensely novelised. It is full
of extremely artful interchanges. It also has
ludicrous moments when the writer becomes
the hero as when he goes through the dentists'
ordeal without flinching. What does he do?
He goes to rescue the girl. That is such hogwash.
But it is also complete hogwash that he was
that sick. I'm telling you, if he had done the
drugs he said he did, he would suffer
neurological damage. He starts off the book
coughing his bloody guts up, his heart is in
trouble, his lungs are in trouble, his liver is
in trouble. And, in fact, half way through the
book we have forgotten all that. He doesn't
get any remedial treatment. He is just reborn
by the power of Lurve! This is the greatest
load of old crap!
HARI KUNZRU:
I didn't like the book much either. But
he starts to get interesting. There are the
beginnings of relationships with some
other people in the hospital. That's the
point where I stopped skipping. I became
interested in Leonard the mobster. I can't
quite believe the bit where it says, "You are
my son." That seems intensely novelised.
I think this whole business of oscillation
between memoir and novel is interesting.
It feels like a very worked piece. It is
presenting itself as extremely direct.